Bob was driving his van home after a night of drinking.?

2008-01-26 11:27:05 UTC

Shortly afterwards he was stopped by a policeman. 'is there a problem officer?' Bob asked. The policeman asked him to take a breathaliser test. 'I cant do that'. 'Why not?!' the policeman asked. 'Because im absoulutelly flamin drunk', bob replied. 'Alright then sir i need to see your driving licence'. 'I cant do that officer, this cars stolen'. Bob told the policeman. 'Sir step out of the car now!'. Bob replied 'i cant leave the vehicle, the hostages in the boot will be stuck'.
At this point the officer backed towards his vehicle, and called for backup. Minutes later a senior officer slowly edged towards Bob. 'Sir i need to see your driving licence'. 'Ok officer, anything to help' Bob said, pulling out his licence. 'Sir will you please open your boot'. Bob did as he was asked, and the boot was empty. The senior officer told Bob that the other officer had made false accusations at him and he apologises. Bob replies astounded, 'I bet he said i fu**ing was drunk as well'