Picture the scene......George in the White House.....?

Question

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
George B. : - Good, send her in.
Secretary: - Yessir.
(Hangs up. Condi enters.)
Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.
George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.
George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.
George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.
Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.
George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza : - Yes.
George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The guy in China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The new leader of China.
Condoleeza : - Hu.
George B. : - The Chinaman!
Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.
George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?
(cont..)

Answer 1

THIRD BASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEYY ABBBBOTTTTT !!!!!!



ohh and hey, if you gonna bash Clinton,

you forgot running to Canada to evade the draft.

at the time... was a felony.



and don't forget "I didn't inhale"

thats wasting a precious medical resource.

Answer 2

A pretty stale one though still funny. It had done the rounds in the internet soon after Hu took over.

Answer 3

LOL. That's cool, I thought when I saw the name George Bush it would be one of those really political jokes that are never funny, but that was good.

Isn't there one of those Hu sketches in My Wife and Kids?

Answer 4

Picture a more laughable but frighening at the same time scene....BILL CLINTON as president...



- The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance

- Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates*

- Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation

- Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify

- Most number of witnesses to die suddenly

- First president sued for sexual harassment.

- First president accused of rape.

- First first lady to come under criminal investigation

- Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case

- First president to establish a legal defense fund.

- First president to be held in contempt of court

- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions

- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad

- First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court



sadly thats reality and it ACTUALLY HAPPENED. perhaps you were out of the country when it did...

nice try liberal but you lose on that one. have a nice day.

Answer 5

I'd be more funny if we could hear it instead of reading it. Have any links? (if this was cut and paste)

Answer 6

That was funny.



But don't forget " I did not have sex with that woman..... Ms Lewinsky."



he was talking to Monica about that woman hillary.

Answer 7

LOL. Yep. Our Illustrious One! LOL.

Answer 8

Ignore him above,that was funny!!

Answer 9

funny

Answer 10

BUSH- BASHING 4 BREAKFAST.

COOL!

Answer 11

this had me laughing! great!

Answer 12

No i dont get it

Answer 13

funny!!!!!!!!!