Xerxes- The Wise One
2008-12-17 11:23:34 UTC
9. Swedes are the only human race that can drive playing Tetris without committing accident.
8. Sweden lies to the world that it only has 10% labour working class.
7. The Government of Sweden will buy a new Ferrari instead of a tank even when Sweden is at war.
6. Sweden is the only place in the world where when the temperature goes below freezing point, bathroom is the hottest place in the house.
5. When the economic crisis appeared, Swedes began to import mobile phones from the US in attempt to disrupt the communication between Al Qaeda members.
6. The Swedish Football Association got humiliated when the Prince of Norway didn’t know the Swedish League Champions & declared Rosenborg BK as the default champions.
5. Swedes love France so much that they make Swedish wines with the label “Made in France.”
4. Swedish police are like Hollywood cops, they always show up after the crime has taken place.
3. When a Swede gives a speech, they ask for an interrogator.
2. Swedish hotels are very expensive but they loose their value once the sun comes out.
1. Feed a Swede & he/she will be hungry the next day. Teach a Swede to fish, he/she will drown that very day.
Swedes don't take it seriously..........have some sense of humour!