nicky
2007-05-02 22:42:22 UTC
always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day,
he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says
to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him
over, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything different now??" Bessie looks up and says,
"Ray, what' s different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Ray yells,"AND DO YOU KNOW
WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S
LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies,
"Shoulda bought a hat, Ray.
Shoulda bought a hat."