anjano1st
2008-05-16 05:26:21 UTC
●If you hate me, I love you too. It ain't my fault I'm better than you
●Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
●Fat people are harder to kidnap
●If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in your kitchen!
●24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day... coincidence? I think not!
●Your village just called... they want their idiot back!
●Save Water, Drink Beer
●Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
●What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
●If Barbie is soo popular...how come you have to buy her friends?
●Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
●You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened?
●Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
●Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
●I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings
●I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
●Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
●When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
●They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
●Dont steal, the government hates competition!
●Don't drink and drive, you might spill the beer in your car!
●You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
●You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
●I'm knot dumb!
●My door is always open so feel free to leave
●I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
●I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
●Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
●You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
●I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
●Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
●God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
●Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!
●Dain Bramaged.
●Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most wait wait i never haad it to begin with so its money i miss the most
●Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol
●Silence is Golden.. But Shouting is fun!
●It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
●I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
●Why are boxing rings square?
●How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
●If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
●Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
●Why is abbreviation such a long word?
●Why are buttons on boy's shirts on a different side than girl's shirts?
●Why are things typed up but written down?
●Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?
●What is a male ladybug called?
●If you crossed a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
●Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?
●If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
●If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting?
●If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
●Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
●Welcome to loserville. Population: you
●Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
●Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
●I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
●Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
●Girls are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
●I'd smack you but **** splatters!
●I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
●I dream about a monster, about you!
●It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
●If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
●Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.
●If I throw a stick will you leave?
●Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken's *** and wait!
●ur mums breth smells so bad she cant help but talk ****!
●if some things to hard to do its not werth doing