A woman is woken up at five in the morning by her husband making a noise downstairs,she goes down to find him getting his fishing tackle ready to go fishing."what are you doing,its Saturday,and you promised you would take me shopping today?"asked the woman."i've changed my mind,its my day off too,and i'm going fishing!now you've got a choice,you can either give me a bj and i'll take you with me,or you can let me bang you in the butt,and you can stay at home".The wife replies"Ok,give me a few minutes to think about it".The husband replies"Ok,i'm just going to take the dog for a walk,you can give me your decision when i get back".Ten minutes later the husband and dog return,and the wife says"ok,well it looks like it might be a nice day,it might be quite nice to go fishing".So the wife drops to her knees and starts to give her husband a bj."uurgh,this tastes like s**t!"."i know" replies the husband,"the dog did'nt want to go fishing either!