Sangy .
2006-08-23 00:49:15 UTC
> Presidential nominee John Kerry, announced she's going to be blazing
> the campaign trail with her husband from now to election day.
>
> "To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair.
> From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with John, and
> may occasionally flash my legs apart without wearing any panties.
> This will send a strong message to America."
>
> "Just what is that message, Mrs. Kerry?" gasped astonished reporters
> at the news of this rather startling announcement.
>
> To which Teresa replied, "READ MY LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!"