I used to enjoy "The boy stood on the burning deck" etc. Do you know any?

Question

EG. The Boy stood on the burning deck, picking his nose like mad. Rolling it into little balls and throwing it....at his Dad!

Answer 1

The boy stood on the burning bridge a pocket full of crackers... one went off, another went off and blew away his knackers.

Answer 2

Lol... my mom thinks this is the worst element ever once you call a baby 'undesirable'... undesirable boy, undesirable woman, etc.... yet you're being a mom, and you're doing issues your way... and combating your son from throwing tantrums. in spite of age, he must be conscious of that he won't be able to wreck out with that and his habit is unacceptable. your mom is being a gramma... and protecting her little toddler boy... it's going to ensue something of his life... in that undertaking you need to tell your mom to stay out of it regrettably. and no, no longer all boys act like this for all time. do babies and childrens have tantrums and misbehave? of direction. do they do issues to objective you? for all time... this is while parenting comes into play... that's precisely why you probably did what you probably did. if this is effective, then you definately did the the superb option element. stable success and only think of of ways this is going to be while he hits his 2's... :)

Answer 3

A personal favourite of mine...



I wondered lonely as a leek

My green bits all a quiver

I gave a cough

My leaves dropped off

And floated down the river.



*takes a bow and runs to dodge the flying rotten fruit*

Answer 4

Oh JamJam yuck

Answer 5

funny mind pic, but not a funny joke

Answer 6

its not really that funny.

Answer 7

well, i don't find it funny.....!!! sorry!!!!