One-Liner????

Question

10 points to the BEST one liner

Answer 1

The joy of alhizmers is you get to meet new people everyday.

Answer 2

Why Are Wedding Dresses White? Because all household appliances come in white.

Answer 3

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

Answer 4

Yo mama is so poor, when the mailman goes to the gate to deliver the mail, she comes out barking!

Answer 5

A priest, a rabbi and a penguin walk into a bar and the bartender asks "is this a joke?"

Answer 6

2 blondes walk into a bar, but you'd think one of them would have ducked.

Answer 7

Blessed are those who go around in circles, for they shall be called "wheels."

Answer 8

confusion = 2 blind lesbians in a fish market.

Answer 9

I plan on getting a full-body tattoo... of me, but taller.

Answer 10

A man walks into a bar and says... " ow! "

Answer 11

whats the true definition of bravery?



Chancing a fart when you know you have diarrea

Answer 12

Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody.

Answer 13

bride's groom will get last chance to run away when he get on horse..

Answer 14

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

Answer 15

Hardwork doesn't kill anybody... but why take the risk?!

Answer 16

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Answer 17

your so ugly your own reflection wont even look at you

Answer 18

why give ten when you have only two

Answer 19

take my rabbit

Answer 20

Now take my wife,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,please