Question:
Jokes Please?
singdancelove
2006-11-24 18:32:59 UTC
what's ur fav. joke (who ever makes me laugh hardest wins!)
Nine answers:
2006-11-24 18:39:23 UTC
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."



The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"



The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."



The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."
Forbidden_beauty
2006-11-25 03:04:13 UTC
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in awfully

deep.



After a few hours of fruitless rooting the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend.



The boyfriend takes control of the situation; he tells them he's studying medicine and that they're not to worry about a thing. He then sticks two fingers up the man's nose and asks him to blow, and low and behold, the nut shoots from the ear and out across the room.



As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks, the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck. "So" the wife says, "what do you think he'll become after he finishes school? A GP or a surgeon?"



"Well says the man, rubbing his nose, "by the smell of his fingers, I think he's likely to be our son-in-law."
Grist
2006-11-25 02:52:30 UTC
OK, so this guy was the prisoner of pirates and they were going to drop him off the boat by pulling a lever that would slide him down a plank into the sea. But at the last minute the head pirate said, that big ugly buccaneer over there wants you to be his love slave. You have a choice, be his for life or I'll pull this lever and drop you in the ocean.

The guy thought it over for a while and then asked, what's the ugly bugger's name?

The head pirate said, his name is Nate.

The prisoner said, well, OK, I guess it's better Nate than lever.
$Hustla_on_tha_Money$
2006-11-25 02:47:25 UTC
Yo' Momma Joke



Yo' Momma like a Ceiling Fan, turn her on and she Blows Everybody!
rOxY
2006-11-25 02:56:50 UTC
this blonde walks down the street with showercaps on her b reasts and no shirt..... so a man walks up to her an asks her what they are doing there and she says that they arent showercaps..... they are boobie co ndoms
Danswela ☆☆☆☆
2006-11-25 03:46:13 UTC
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."

"Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground."
Tanya :]
2006-11-25 02:47:47 UTC
knock knock



who's there



Alaska



Alaska Who?



Its the last time alaska to open the door.
Sarita B
2006-11-25 03:14:56 UTC
yo momma jokes I love...
joesixpack
2006-11-25 03:36:59 UTC
how is a woman like a condom? if she is not on your d!*K she is in your wallett!!!


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