Mujibar.........?

Question

Mujibar was trying to get into Britain legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Britain."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you, and works at a BT help desk.

Answer 1

Ha Ha good one Elric !!

Answer 2

Hilarious! Funny! 100!

Answer 3

Haaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha

Answer 4

Hahahahhahahahhahaha Omg my sides hurt loooooooooooooooooooooooool

Answer 5

hahhahaah naaaa he lives in Southall and works for Orange customer services

Answer 6

Very funny elric and think they answered me the other day. ha

Answer 7

A bomber carrying a nuke goes out of control. The pilot radios the nearest airport and tells them,

"We are about to crash into the white house. The nuke we have onboard will explode, and Bush will die."

The guy at the airport goes," NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't find the champagne! Now how am I gonna clebrate?"

Answer 8

That is soooooo funny Elric - ingenious!!!!

Answer 9

lol thats funny

Answer 10

Everyone a gem !

Answer 11

very funny

Answer 12

hahaha that is soooooooo funny!

Answer 13

do you know........thats not bad,brought a smile to my ugly mug anyhow?

Answer 14

hehhe

Answer 15

hahaha lol

Answer 16

hahahahaha.. thanks for making my day!