I Need A Canadian Joke On Americans Plz !?

Question

Any Canadian Jokes On Americans Is Good Enough

Answer 1

What does urine and American beer have in common?



They both taste the same going in and comming out

Answer 2

Do you actually need a joke to put these bloody yanks in to their place? The only reason they're p*ssed off all the time is because they have no history and know that Canada is a nicer country - and it's bigger.



Now I just wait while all the Americans disagree with me. Then they wonder why the rest of the world hates them, 'go figure'





Well done saving the world America!! What country are you going to bomb next for possessing weapons of mass destruction?? Let's all go to war on the basis of what the dumbest man in the world says.......

Rock on, Bush, rock on!!



Team America............. F*ck, yeah!!! I thought I was watching the news when I watched that film

Answer 3

No, you wont get in trouble with the police on two reasons. Since you are in Canada, the police cannot go into Canada to get you. No Law Enforcement can travel to a foreign country to arrest someone, unless there law enforcement is with them. EVen if that happens, the FBI or CIA has to be notified to make the foreign arrest, and trust me they got better things to do. Secondly, the contest company wont waste there time doing charges. They probably have people doing stuff like this a lot, like putting kids or pets names down. I wouldn't worry a bit about your concerns.

Answer 4

Why are most Canadian jokes so short ?



So that the Americans who tell them can understand them.

Answer 5

Don't hate us Bevad. The United States has saved the world from the evils of Nazism, Communism, and lots of other "isms". If it wasn't for the United States then the world would be under fascist control, so show some respect man.

Answer 6

the three guys above me grow up stop fighting over bs some people do respect canada some do respect america but either way its nothing to fight about.

Answer 7

umm dabronxbomber, ur saying that we dont show respect to USA. Maybe if u guys would respect us we would respect u.

Answer 8

Why?