jokes - is your daughter a woman or rakshashi (demon)?

Question

The rich parents has three daughters. After a long search they found good guys for their daughters. They done marriage to both three daughters. They are living happily with their husbands as per the news received by the rich parents.

The rich woman decided to test the son-in-laws, whether they show kind, affection on her. so, she called his first son-in-law...

rich mother-in-law: Dear son-in-law 1, i wish to go boating, will you please accompany me ?

1st son-in-law: yes, sure..

while they are on boat, the mother-in-law wanted to test him, so, she fell down in the river. Immediately, the son-in-law 1 dived into the river and saved her. she was happy.
Next day she presented a new maruti car to him..''it is my present to you - please accept. your mother-in-law''

Next week, she tested her second son-in-law and he too saved her and also she presented him a new maruti car. ''it is my present, please accept - your mother-in-law''

3rd week, she called hre 3rd son-in-law. As usual she fell in the river. The 3rd son-in-law not like the 1st and 2nd and scoleded her..

3rd son-in-law: you die my dear mother-in-law. is your daughter a woman ? she is a rakshashi, bad spirit..what you taught her ? you did not grown her well. you die. i don't want a maruti car from you. i like my bi-cycle. it is enough for me..

Thus, he did not saved his mother-in-law and returned home lonely. The next day he found a new foreign car stood before his home with a note..''it is my present - please accept. your father-in-law''

Answer 1

Good to see MR back in original form.

Answer 2

I agree. Letterman's comedian tale approximately Palin's 14 year previous daughter being raped and calling Gov Palin "slutty" seem anti-woman issues. i'm shocked that females's team everywhere in the country are no longer protesting his feedback. are you able to image what the uproar could be if it became into President Obama's spouse and daughter that Letterman joked approximately? isn't there a double common getting used right here? With love in Christ.

Answer 3

so,,

the needhi of this story is that the vexed father in laws prefer a son in law similar to the third one



on the serious note i appreciate your sense of humour and at the same time putting forth of the universal fact that the present day mother in laws pamper their daughters so much that they refuse to be good wife, donot help,support, attend their husbands(needs) , enjoy /whileaway their time in kitty parties, gossips etc etc



edit : is your daughter a woman or rakshashi///

endha mappilai --------- ,our sweet little child raakshasi( since are still in teens, i love calling you as child) may god bless him!

Answer 4

no doubt all the three daughters are rakshashi like his mother and hence the father-in-law has waited an opportunity to take revenge on his wife(mother-in-law) of third daughter husband.The father-in-law presented foreign car to his third son-in-law because his wishes was fulfilled to kill the rakshashi.

Answer 5

The humor appears to be missing from this.

O_o

Answer 6

Weak attempt at irony. Didn't even come close.

Answer 7

The Engrish was funny :)

Answer 8

did u make this up

i just luv the climax

Answer 9

If this is supposed to be a joke, it simply went over my head. But thanks anyway

Answer 10

its ok

Answer 11

its nice one dear.......

funny....

:o)

Answer 12

lol

Answer 13

ha..ha..ha.. good joke.