give me a star if i worth it ????

Question

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, bartender, I'll bet you fifteen bucks I can bite my eye."

The bartender says, "You're on."

So the man pulls out his glass eye and bites it.

Then, the man says, "I'll bet you twenty-five bucks I can bite my other eye."

The bartender thinks, There is no way this guy has two glass eyes. So he says to the man, "Ok, you're on."

So, the man pulls out his dentures and bites his eye with them.

The bartender says, "Man, you're good."

Three hours later, the man comes back and says, "I'll give you a chance to win your money back. See that shot glass on the other end of the bar? I'll bet you a hundred fifty bucks I can piss in it from here and not miss a drop."

The bartenter says, "Ok".

So, the man unzips his pants starts peeing, and there's pee flying everywhere. None of it goes in the glass. The bartender is all happy and says, "You owe me a hundred and fifty bucks!"

The man says, "Ok, but see that man over there? I bet him $350 that I would piss all over your bar and you'd be happy

Answer 1

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

very good, i starred it!

Answer 2

cant believe nobody responded to this at all ! ill give u a thumbs up it has been years since i heard this joke!

Answer 3

lmao dats funny