Tell me the best Yo Mama Joke?

Question

yo mama so stupid,ugly,old whatever

Answer 1

Ya mamas so fat she drives a spandex car.

Ya mamas breath smells so bad the ice cream man gave her a listerine popsicle.

Ya mamas so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Ya mama has 11 fingers and 15 toes and still can't count to 26.

Ya mamas boobs are so saggy they have rugburns.

Ya mamas so fat she uses two greyhound busses for roller skates.

Answer 2

Yo mama's so ugly, even The Man On The Moon has to look away.

Answer 3

Yo' mama's so fat that when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.



Yo' mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama.



Yo' mama's so dumb and dirty, she thought Old Yeller was a book about her tooth.

Answer 4

Yo mama went to Dr. Dre for implants.

Answer 5

Yo mama took the Pepsi challange and chose Jif.

Answer 6

yo mama is so hairy that when you were born,you almost died of rugburn.

Yo mama is so fat,that when she layed down on the beach someone shouted freewilly!!!!!

Yo mama is so fat and stupid,that when she got hit by a train she said"Who threw that rock"!!!

Answer 7

yo mama is so ugly...when she entered an ugly contest they disqualified her for being an professional

Answer 8

yo mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck.

Answer 9

yo momma`s so blonde she put a 9 volt battery up her *** and started singing "I got the Power"!

Answer 10

yo mama so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phonebook.

yo mama so fat, when she backs up she goes *beep* *beep* *beep*

Answer 11

your momma is so fat she takes up both sides of the family