Question:
Expecteria trouserius (trouser snake)?
2007-07-28 10:28:55 UTC
Location: throughout the world.

description: Varying from pink to black. fangless, but with a highly venemous spit. Sizevaries from three to twelve inches, depending on its mood and subspecies

Symptons: the snake attacks mainly women in the front lower abdomen resulting in an inconspicious bump, then a severe swelling, followed by excruciating pain after nine months. However, i has been known to attack man in the rear lower abdomen, which can be fatal.
Habitat: Usually found in bedrooms, but also open spaces, the back seat of cars, and in fact can pop up in the most unexpected places.

Antidote: Various types of vaccine available for women. but once the venom is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery

What to do when attacked:
sucking the wound; this method is most popular with the victum, but is not known to have achieved any success.

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Six answers:
MYKLIA G
2007-07-28 10:39:47 UTC
talk about graphic
2007-07-28 10:48:32 UTC
Nice one.

"anguis in herba" - literally "a snake in the grass."



Cat's just pounced.



Hanging on to my spitting cobra right now!
Modern Major General
2007-07-28 10:45:52 UTC
This snake has other names - blue veined piccolo!



Do you like chicken - then suck on this it's fowl!
2007-07-28 11:22:57 UTC
ha ha ha
magiclady2007
2007-07-28 10:41:42 UTC
good joke but graphic
2007-07-28 11:04:02 UTC
hahaha

are you really that smart

u must be female .....................


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