Another Joke?

Question

Just came up with this joke i wanna be a stand up am British so the accent will make you Yanks laugh half the way anyway is this funny

"Does anyone else think inmates in State prisons should have different colored boiler suits Bright Blue, Acid Green etc It would be like an Acid trip for the incarcerated"!

heres another joke

I saw a FAT kid on the Curb the other day wheezing (pause) God it's fun to take those kids inhalers away! You may think I was being cruel but hey it meant I was first in line at KFC!

Answer 1

Your more likely will end up in an acid green straight jacket!

Answer 2

yeah good luck being a comedian cause i didnt even laugh...but hey atleast we know you didnt steal the jokes from someone else!!

Answer 3

the first one was ok and the 2nd was funny...... but you still could use some work

Answer 4

That really wasn't funny at all

Answer 5

hahahahh that fat kid joke had me crackin up

Answer 6

ok yo7u need to keep on working VERY HARD. i don't even get them.

Answer 7

you are really trying dude

Answer 8

BOOO!!!!

GET OFF THE STAGE YOU STINK!!

Answer 9

I am not amused at all.