A few doctor doctor jokes here!! ? !!?

Question

doctor: i have some bad news and some worse news.

patient: give me the bad news.

doctor: you have 24 hours to live.

patient: what could be worse than that?

doctor: i've been trying to reach you since yesterday.







doctor doctor!.....i broke my arm in two places

well then dont go back to those places again!!!!!






patient: doctor, i think i need glasses!

doctor: u certainly do, this is a restaurant!






patient: doctor, can u get the quarter out of my ear?

doctor: goodness,why didnt u come to me sooner?

patient: i didnt need the money until now!






patient: doctor, my ear keeps ringing, what will i do when it rings again?

doctor: ANSER IT !







did u enjoy them ?
which is ur favourite ?
hope u enjoyed!!

Answer 1

i loved them!!! haha!!

i luved the first one the best!!! haha

Answer 2

Lol, they are very funny jokes!

I do not really have a favourite.



Here is some more doctor, doctor jokes:



Patient: Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains.

Doctor: Pull yourself together!



Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bridge.

Doctor: I wonder whats come over you.



Have a *star*!

Answer 3

I like these jokes i think the first one is funniest the 24 hour to live one.



Leanne..x

Answer 4

I liked the first one best.

Answer 5

I likes all of them, Specially the first one.

Answer 6

Thank you for the morning laughs. I liked the 1st one best.

Answer 7

Loved them

Answer 8

I certainly don't want that doctor but anyaway they're very good jokes :)

Answer 9

Ye i enjoy them, great jokes



the best is first

Answer 10

lol. i liked the 1st one the most but all of them were funny and most i never even heard before!

Answer 11

Lmfao x

Answer 12

1st one wasn't very good. My favorite was broken arm.





7.5/10

Answer 13

Doctor, doctor, how do I stand?

Er give me a minute, I'll figure it out.

Answer 14

Hmm there ok

I've heard better but

My favourite would have to be... the 4th one

Answer 15

the last one is the best!

Answer 16

I loved all of them...

Star for you..

hahahahahahahahaa xD

Answer 17

HAHAHAH!! THOSE WERE HILARIOUS!

I LOVED the first one the best!

Answer 18

Hahaha they were good.

I liked the second 1 the best.

Cheered me up thanks x

Answer 19

1st one best!!! great jokes!!

Answer 20

lol