Question:
Would you hire a blonde to do a hit? Joke/Riddle?
Nate D
2011-02-06 14:32:22 UTC
One day the Godfather was outside the window of a known FBI Informant when a blonde walked by. "Pssst!" he said, and the blonde approached. "See the guy through that window? He's an informant who has taken me down, made me homeless and my last goal in life is to have him killed. He has metal detectors at the door, and if you try to poison him he will switch glasses, switch back, then back again, you just don't know what glass you'll have"

"Easy, but I need the money now to make a trip." said the confident blonde. 30 minutes later, the angry Godfather thinks he got stiffed when the blonde shows up, knocks on the door and is invited in. Godfather sees them drinking coffee, and indeed saw them switch glasses several times. Suddenly the informant drops dead. The Godfather runs in and shouts, "How did you do that?!"

The blonde told him. The stunned Godfather was speechless as the blonde fell dead.

What did she do?
Four answers:
Andrew
2011-02-06 14:50:16 UTC
Did she put poison in both glasses?
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2016-10-06 06:26:48 UTC
stable one.....astonishing very humorous ..... enjoyed it .....gave me a stable snort .....stable pastime.....shop up the stable ones blonde version of who must be a millionaire: quickest finger question: placed those Rocky movies so as commencing with the earliest.....Rocky a million,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4 those 2 blonde females drove to Disneyland.They observed an illustration that mentioned "Disneyland Left" so as that they went left and went back domicile. they got here upon 2 blonde females frozen to loss of existence of their vehicle on the stress-in movie theatre. They went to make certain "Closed For The iciness". why cant blondes make kool-help they cant make certain how they get 8 cups water interior the koolaid packet surgeon (employing a stethoscope): "enormous breaths." Blond: Yeth. and that i'm no longer even thickteen yet how did the blonde get sq. boobs she forgot to take the kleenix out of the field this blonde ladys chum replaced into extremely injured and had to bypass to the scientific institution for scientific interest.So she finally have been given her to the emrgency.So the nurse on the er asked her why didnt she only cal "911"? The blonde woman mentioned"nicely i couldnt locate the "11" button." 2 blondes are strolling interior the woods whilst one spots tracks and says, "howdy seem, submit to tracks!" to which the different blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for approximately an hour. next morning, information headlines study:2 blondes, killed by way of practice.
V.I.O.L.A.T.I.O.N...R.E.P.O.R.T.E.R
2011-02-06 15:13:14 UTC
It's a classic from the movie "Prince's Bride" But... She didn't build up an immunity.... So she died unlike the movie.
2011-02-06 14:41:50 UTC
she is a twin


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