paddy and mick funny or not?

Question

Paddy and Mick are walking home after a night on the piss. They've got no money to get
a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus
depot. Paddy has a brainwave and says to Mick "Get in there and steal a bus so we can
drive home and I'll stay out here and look out for the police".

Mick duly breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Paddy is
wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Paddy sticks his head around the door
and sees Mick running from bus to bus and looking very worried.

"What the hell are you doing Mick, get a move on!" to which Mick replies "I can't find a number 7 anywhere Paddy" whereupon Paddy, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts "You idiot Mick, steal number 9 and we'll get off
at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!"

Answer 1

might be having a blonde moment but i really dont get it!! sorry

Answer 2

Yeah, go ahead and poke yer fun at us, with yer flinty little ears and cracked bedpans.

Sure, jokes on the Irish are acceptable becuse we Irish are naturaly superior and don't take offense at the pathetic and jealous rantings of the lessers.

But seriously.. Gotcha!! Hehe..Good joke!! Have a Safe & Happy St Patty's Day!

Answer 3

Hi Chris,

Not bad how olded was Mick? He acts like a 5 year old kid.

A Star Chris

A Friend,

poppy1



P.S. Got to run to many to answer I have 70 more to go. See you later tonight Chris..

Answer 4

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Answer 5

Funny! 100!

Answer 6

Ha ha ha.!!!

Good one mate, clever lads those two, lol.!!

10/10.!!!

Cheers Chris.!!

Answer 7

7 and 9 refer to bus routes. Funny.................

Answer 8

an oldie but still funny.

Answer 9

ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

Answer 10

lolz!!!





silly little irish men lolz



Don't you just love them!!!

Answer 11

Lol I like that one :))

Answer 12

I like it,I like it!!!!

Answer 13

brilliant....i liked that one.

Answer 14

Man lands on moon............................