wheelrim
2007-12-17 03:27:24 UTC
Gary and Mike are digging the field when Gary says, "hey Mike, have you ever been, intimate with a woman before?", Mike says "No, and I have been thinking about it a lot lately, I`ve saved some money and I am going into town this weekend as I have been told there are women there who you can have sex with if you pay them"
Gary says "Great! I have some money saved too, I will come into town with you.
To town they go and find a `Lady of the night`, she says to them both, "Boys, I do not want to get pregnant, so you will have to wear one of these" and with that she hands them a condom each, they both look at eah other perplexed, before both donning them, they do the deed and have a few beers in town before going back to the farm.
A couple of days later they are both digging the field again when Gary says "hey Mike, do you care if that woman gets pregnant?" "No" says Mike, "Why"? " Well, nor me says Gary, I am taking this off, I need a Piss"