Why doesn't Chuck Norris have his own Category in Yahoo Answers?

Question

Some of my recent favorite Chuck Facts:
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- When the boogyman goes to bed at night he checks his closet for CHUCK NORRIS!
- When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone he found out he had 3 missed calls from CHUCK NORRIS!
- CHUCK NORRIS doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone!
- Some Magicians can walk on water! CHUCK NORRIS can swim through land!
- CHUCK NORRIS can cut through a hot knife with butter!
- CHUCK NORRIS doesn't flush the toilet! He scares the sh*t out of it!
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books he stares them down until he gets the information he needs.
- When Chuck Norris does a push up he doesn't push himself up he pushes the earth down.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
- Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo's hiding.
-Chuck Norris can divide by zero
-Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep… He waits...

Answer 1

by that way chuck norris will not have a category in yahoo answers

but yahoo answers will get its category in chuck norris!!!

Answer 2

I feel like someone should note that nobody actually idolizes Chuck Norris...it's all just a joke about the ridiculous action movies he's made in the past and, of course, Walker Texas Ranger.



More to the point, though, we really should do something about Chuck Norris not having a section here. There are so many questions to ask and answer about him!

Answer 3

Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris swims on land. Chuck Norris invented the c-section by kicking his way out of his mothers womb. Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him.

Answer 4

Yahoo Answers would need its own category in Chuck Norris

Answer 5

Chuck Norris is an over-rated old fool!

Answer 6

Chuck Norris doesn't was his car, the car washes Chuck Norris, i think there should be a category about Chuck Norris.

Answer 7

Why don't you get a life???????



Oh thank you, the thumbs downs just prove my point...there's lots of people in this world who are retards with no lives...



Do you people really idolize chuck freakin norris that much? Get a life and stop being so obsessed.



ETA: maybe so, but it's not even funny. Omg.

Answer 8

lmfao he should have