Yo momma's so poor I saw her kickin a can and said wht you never seen a monile home?
Yo momma's so poor, she has the toilet paper up dryin right now!
Yo momma's stupid she had you
Yo momma's breath so stank, when she exhales, her teeth have to duck
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter
Yo momma's teeth so dirty, she spits chocolate milk
(I'm part black too)
Yo momma's so black, you tried to shoot her in the dark and the bullets came back and said where she at?
Yo momma's so black, she went to nightschool and got marked absent-ALL THE TIME!!!
Yo momma got three tounges and she talk like this, like this, like this
Yo momma's so dumb, passed by the YMCA and said, look honey, they spelled MACY's wrong!
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice
Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey
Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs
Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store
Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarmYo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes
Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Cancer
Yo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles
Yo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20
Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list
Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE
Yo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box
Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Yo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer
Yo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front
Yo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail
Yo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is
Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
Yo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino
Yo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl
Yo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail
Yo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I havent seen her since
Yo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record
Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it
Yo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder
Yo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart
Yo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose
Yo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a Froot Loop
Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change
Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change
Yo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice
Yo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Yo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch
Yo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus
Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music
Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch tv
Yo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice
Yo momma's so dumb it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles
Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
Yo momma's so dumb people were askin her for crack and she bent over and said here
Yo momma's so dumb she actually thinks these jokes are funny
Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken
Yo momma's so dumb she asked for help to use Hamburger Helper
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said Guess so she said Levis
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what yield meant I said Slow down and she said What does yield mean?
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me Whats the number for 911?
Yo momma's so dumb she asked what time is the 12:00 lunch
Yo momma's so dumb she bought a solarpowered flashlight
Yo momma's so dumb she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home
Yo momma's so dumb she brought a cup to the movie Juice
Yo momma's so dumb she brought a doughnut back to tha shop cause it had a hole in it
Yo momma's so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check
Yo momma's so dumb she called the 7-11 store to see when they closed
Yo momma's so dumb she called the cocaine hotline to order some
Yo momma's so dumb she can't even spell acronyms correctly
Yo momma's so dumb she can't find her own house
Yo momma's so dumb she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box
Yo momma's so dumb she can't pass a drunk test when she is not even drunk
Yo momma's so dumb she can't tie her own shoe
Yo momma's so dumb she chases parked cars
Yo momma's so dumb she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side
Yo momma's so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast
Yo momma's so dumb she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice
Yo momma's so dumb she could not get into the first grade
Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't read an audio book
Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses
Yo momma's so dumb she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the 11 button in 911
Yo momma's so dumb she died boiling water in the toaster
Yo momma's so dumb she does not know what she is talking about
Yo momma's so dumb she forgets to pick you up at school
Yo momma's so dumb she forgets what she is thinking before she even think of it
Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W&Ws
Yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down
Yo momma's so dumb she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home
Yo momma's so dumb she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink
Yo momma's so dumb she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial
Yo momma's so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo momma's so dumb she had surgery on her butt and the doctor removed her brain
Yo momma's so dumb she has 1 toe and bought a pair of flip flops
Yo momma's so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo momma's so dumb she has to use her fingers for 1 + 1
Yo momma's so dumb she invented a wheelchair with pedals
Yo momma's so dumb she jumped off a building in attempt to fly because she thought her maxi pad had wings
Yo momma's so dumb she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer: white out is on the screen
Yo momma's so dumb she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network
Yo momma's so dumb she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
Yo momma's so dumb she makes a chimp look smart
Yo momma's so dumb she makes blondes look smart
Yo momma's so dumb she makes Bush look smart
Yo momma's so dumb she makes me feel dumber just talking to her
Yo momma's so dumb she makes the rest of the world seem smarter
Yo momma's so dumb she makes toast in the freezer
Yo momma's so dumb she married Yo daddy
Yo momma's so dumb she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble
Yo momma's so dumb she needs twice as much sense to be a halfwit
Yo momma's so dumb she noticed a sign reading Wet Floor so she just did
Yo momma's so dumb she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb
Yo momma's so dumb she ordered a cheese burger from McDonalds and said Hold the cheese
Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
Yo momma's so dumb she peals M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies
Yo momma's so dumb she put a peep hole in a glass door
Yo momma's so dumb she put a phone up her *** and thought she was making a booty call
Yo momma's so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
Yo momma's so dumb she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept
Yo momma's so dumb she put her watch in the bank to save time
Yo momma's so dumb she put light bulbs on a christmas tree
Yo momma's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
Yo momma's so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house
Yo momma's so dumb she put security cameras in a glass house to see in other rooms
Yo momma's so dumb she ran out of gas leaving Texaco
Yo momma's so dumb she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather
Yo momma's so dumb she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund
Yo momma's so dumb she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep
Yo momma's so dumb she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager
Yo momma's so dumb she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed
Yo momma's so dumb she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through traffic
Yo momma's so dumb she saw her reflection on the TV and thought she was on Jeopardy
Yo momma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo momma's so dumb she sold her Car for gas money
Yo momma's so dumb she sold her camera to buy film
Yo momma's so dumb she sold the house to pay the mortgage
Yo momma's so dumb she spent 30 minutes lookin at an orange juice box because it said concentrate
Yo momma's so dumb she stands up on an empty bus
Yo momma's so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back
Yo momma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a blood test and failed
Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a drug test
Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a open book test and failed
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks 1 + 1 is 3
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks her twin lives in her mirror
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks socialism means partying
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clockradio
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks the cat in the hat is, a cat in a hat
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks we are all in the Matrix
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks WuTang is an orange flavored drink
Yo momma's so dumb she though Titanic was a new flavor of tic tac
Yo momma's so dumb she thought 2 Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
Yo momma's so dumb she thought 50 cent was a cheap payperview
Yo momma's so dumb she thought a hot meal is stolen food
Yo momma's so dumb she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court
Yo momma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund
Yo momma's so dumb she thought asphalt was a skin disease
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center
Yo momma's so dumb she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Chingy was what you say when you don't got no more money
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Condelesa Rice was a Mexican Side Dish
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority
Yo momma's so dumb she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo momma's so dumb she thought hamburger helper came with another person
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Hot Meals were stolen food
Yo momma's so dumb she thought if she woke up fast enough she could see her self sleeping
Yo momma's so dumb she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Keith Sweat was a Body Odor
Yo momma's so dumb she thought menopause was a button on the stereo
Yo momma's so dumb she thought meow mix was music for cats
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station
Yo momma's so dumb she thought OJ Simpson some kind of fruit juice
Yo momma's so dumb she thought she could get food stamps at the post office
Yo momma's so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on soul train
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project
Yo momma's so dumb she thought St Ides was a Catholic church
Yo momma's so dumb she thought St Ides was an island in the Caribbean
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Thailand was a mens clothing store
Yo momma's so dumb she thought the board of education was a piece of wood
Yo momma's so dumb she thought the internet was something you catch fish with
Yo momma's so dumb she thought the TV guide was directions to get to the television
Yo momma's so dumb she thought WIC meant welfare is cool
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Wu Tang was an African orange drink
Yo momma's so dumb she threw a rock the ground and missed
Yo momma's so dumb she told everyone that she was illegitimate because she couldn't read
Yo momma's so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and don't Walk
Yo momma's so dumb she took a coloring book with her to see The Color Purple
Yo momma's so dumb she took a cup to see Juice
Yo momma's so dumb she took a donut to the repair shop and said it had a hole in it
Yo momma's so dumb she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig
Yo momma's so dumb she took a knife to a driveby shooting
Yo momma's so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo momma's so dumb she took lessons for a player piano
Yo momma's so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff
Yo momma's so dumb she took you to the drive-in movie theater to see Closed for the season
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building but she got lost on the way down
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown herself in a carpool
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off of a cliff
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to mail a letter with food stamps
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to melt squeeze Parkay
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order
Yo momma's so dumb she used white out on a computer screen
Yo momma's so dumb she uses Old Spice for cooking
Yo momma's so dumb she wants to be a blonde
Yo momma's so dumb she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday
Yo momma's so dumb she was looking at a paper and I asked her what you doing? and she said watching paper view
Yo momma's so dumb she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin Free Lays
Yo momma's so dumb she was on the corner with a sign that said Will eat for food
Yo momma's so dumb she washes her hands in the toilet and craps in the sink
Yo momma's so dumb she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes
Yo momma's so dumb she wears a tshirt that says hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi
Yo momma's so dumb she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said I think Ill take the physical challenge
Yo momma's so dumb she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko
Yo momma's so dumb she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Burger King and thought she was a queen
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said Disney World Left so she went home
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a pap smear
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth
Yo momma's so dumb she went to the McDonalds drive thru and drove through the window
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Target with a handfull of darts and said lets play
Yo momma's so dumb she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Walgreens to see if the walls were really green
Yo momma's so dumb she wouldnt know up from down if she had three guesses
Yo momma's so dumb she'd have to be twice as smart to become a halfwit
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Shop Rite and shopped wrong
Yo momma's so dumb that she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo momma's so dumb that she uses whiteout as her toothpaste
Yo momma's so dumb that she went to a family reunion to look for a date
Yo momma's so dumb that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu
Yo momma's so dumb that under Education on her job apllication she put Hooked on Phonics
Yo momma's so dumb that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit on
Yo momma's so dumb that when the judge in the courtroom said Order she said Fries and a coke please
Yo momma's so dumb that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
Yo momma's so dumb she snuck on the bus and paid to get off
Yo momma's so dumb the worst six years of her life were grade three
Yo momma's so dumb she likes to mop the carpet
Yo momma's so dumb she lost her shadow
Yo momma's so dumb she gave birth to you
Yo momma's so dumb she gets lost in thought
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to steal a free sample
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
Yo momma's so dumb she ordered her sushi well done
Yo momma's so dumb was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday
Yo momma's so dumb when asked on an application Sex? she marked M F and sometimes Wednesday too
Yo momma's so dumb when asked what a pronoun was she said a noun that gets paid
Yo momma's so dumb when her daughter had a hart atack she dialed 911 on the microwave
Yo momma's so dumb when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones
Yo momma's so dumb when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one she said Ok but whats the teams?
Yo momma's so dumb when I said we were playing craps she went and got toilet paper
Yo momma's so dumb when I told her to squeal like a pig she said Moo
Yo momma's so dumb when I told her to take the trash out, she moved
Yo momma's so dumb when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver she said cherry or grape?
Yo momma's so dumb when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore I said Guess and she said Ah Levis?
Yo momma's so dumb when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved
Yo momma's so dumb when she locked her keys in the car it took her all day to get yo family out
Yo momma's so dumb when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like Vroom Screech Vroom Screech
Yo momma's so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put OK
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thought she was in hell
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw a Wrong Way sign in her rearview mirror she turned around
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma's so dumb when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back
Yo momma's so dumb when she took you to the airport and a sign said Airport Left she turned around and went home
Yo momma's so dumb when she worked at McDonalds and someone ordered small fries she said Hey Boss all the small ones are gone
Yo momma's so dumb when the computer said Press any key to continue she couldn't find the Any key
Yo momma's so dumb when you she got pregnant she asked the doctor are you sure its mine?
Yo momma's so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said Wow it comes with cable too
Yo momma's so dumb you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is expired
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter
Yo momma's so old her memory is in black and white
Yo momma's so old her social security card is in roman numerals
Yo momma's so old her social security number is 1
Yo momma's so old her breasts squirt out powderd milk
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything
Yo momma's so old I looked in her year book and saw jesus
Yo momma's so old i told her to act her age and she died
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer
Yo momma's so old it looks like the Wrinkle Fairy tap danced on her face
Yo momma's so old I've seen stale rasins with less wrinkles
Yo momma's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories
Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so old she babysat for Jesus
Yo momma's so old she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight
Yo momma's so old she co-wrote one of the Ten Commandments
Yo momma's So old she dated moses
Yo momma's so old she got hieroglyphics on her Driver license
Yo momma's so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments
Yo momma's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook
Yo momma's so old she has all the apostles in her black book
Yo momma's so old she has an autographed bible
Yo momma's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo momma's so old she knew Captain Crunch while he was still a private
Yo momma's so old she knew Mr Clean when he had an afro
Yo momma's so old she left her purse on noahs ark
Yo momma's so old she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers
Yo momma's so old she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp
Yo momma's so old she owes Moses a quarter
Yo momma's so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch
Yo momma's so old she remembers what life was like before the ice age
Yo momma's so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur
Yo momma's so old she uses her hot flashes to heat her cup of Tea
Yo momma's so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Yo momma's so old she went to an antiques auction and three people bid on her
Yo momma's so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible
Yo momma's so old that in the back seat of your car kids don't say Are we there yet they scream Is she Dead yet
Yo momma's so old that she had Jesus tattoo the ten commandments on her back
Yo momma's so old she was a waitress at the last supper
Yo momma's So old she went blind from the big bang
Yo momma's so old she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party
Yo momma's so old she drove a chariot to high school
Yo momma's so old that when God said let the be light she hit the switch
Yo momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo momma's so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake
Yo momma's so old the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
Yo momma's so old they ask to check her bags and she's not carrying any luggage
Yo momma's so old vultures constantly circle her house
Yo momma's so old when Moses parted the Red Sea he found her fishing on the other side
Yo momma's so old when she gave birth, you came out with Dentures
Yo momma's so old when she ran the 100 meter dash they timed her with a sundial
Yo momma's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces
Yo momma's so old when she was a kid there was no old spice it was called baby spice
Yo momma's so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick
Yo momma's so old when she was young rainbows were black and white
Yo momma's so old you put her in a museum instead of an old folks home
Yo momma's so po she can't even afford the last two letters
Yo momma's so poor a hobo threw a cigarette on the floor and she said Thank God we have heat
Yo momma's so poor burglars break in and leave money
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma's so poor even the republicans were willing to give her welfare
Yo momma's so poor her baloney ain't got no first name
Yo momma's so poor her doormat doesnt say Welcome it says Welfare
Yo momma's so poor her front and back doors are on the same hinge
Yo momma's so poor I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said Next one who moves
Yo momma's so poor I asked her where the facilities were and she replied Pick a corner, any corner
Yo momma's so poor I caught her trying to use food stamps in a gumball machine
Yo momma's so poor I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing Clap your hands stomp your feet praise the Lord cause we got heat
Yo momma's so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can and out she popped saying Who knocked?
Yo momma's so poor I saw her hanging the toilet paper out to dry
Yo momma's so poor I saw her in the dumpster. I said what are you doing, she said grocery shopping
Yo momma's so poor I saw her shaking a can around and asked her what she was doing and she said Redecorating
Yo momma's so poor I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut
Yo momma's so poor I stepped on her skateboard and she said Hey get off the car
Yo momma's so poor I stepped through her front door and fell out the back
Yo momma's so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs, and she screamed Whos taking down the drapes?
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her home asked if I could use her toilet and she said Sure thing its 4th tree on your right
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said Hey who turned off the heater?
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and said Who turned off the lights?
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked to use the bathroom and she gave me two sticks I asked her what the sticks were for and she said Ones to hold up the ceiling the other is to fight off the roaches
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked to use the bathroom and she said Two buckets to your left
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked what was for dinner so she lit my pockets on fire and said Hot Pockets
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet
Yo momma's so poor I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said Hey whered Grandma go?
Yo momma's so poor I went into her house and saw a bunch of cockroaches sittin around the toilet singin We are family! Get up with us dirty's and sing!
Hope these are funny lol Hope you love it!! Which I know you will!!! If these are LMAO funny, please pick me as 10 points please!!
Thanx homey ;)
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