What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?

Question

I'm really upset.. my friend's brother died (under age 20) before I got to meet him. My friend has told me not to be upset, but it's hard not to think about her situation. Can you please tell me some joke to cheer me up?

Answer 1

sorry about your brother.



Dumb joke.



Knock knock

Who's there

Doctor

Doctor who?

Oh so you know me then.



or



Knock knock

Who's there

Doctor

Doctor who?

No, Doctor McCoy

Answer 2

superman flying over a city,there's no crime on the streets,hes flying he get's bored,so he thinking ,i have x-ray vesion,so hes looking in building after building,well about this time he fly's over wonderwomens building,shes on her bed but naked,looks like shes having a seizure,throwing her head side to side,legs spread WIDE ,super-man,thinking,i have super speed,i can fly in there,hit that but,before she knows what happens,so s-man,gets up some speed,faster,faster,s-man gets enought speed,hes in ,and out in seconds,by this time,wonder-women jumps up,what the heck was that,invisable-man,i dont know but my buthole hurts!!!

Answer 3

two women are sitting in the pictures,one turns to her friend and says "the man next to me is masturbating"her friend says just ignore him she says"but he's using my hand".

Answer 4

4 cows are in a field. 3 calves and a mom. 1st calf says "Mommy, y is my name Daisy?" Mom says " Because, when you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head." 2nd calf says "Mommy y is my name Rose?" Mom says " Because when u were born, a rose petal fell on your head." 3rd calf says "ASVTBETFVIN!!!" Mom says "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!"



I hope u feel better! :-)

Answer 5

You want a Joke,

take a good long look at your life.

Answer 6

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