A joke to start the day?

Question

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, have retired to Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

Answer 1

quite funny

Answer 2

A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?" The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel." The captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?" The sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town

Answer 3

LOL! this will go down well at our country and western club, they are always comparing whose new hat or boots were the best buy! I shall be able to tell all of them it's the hat that's more important now LOL x

Answer 4

I have a smile on my face, and yeah, he shoulda leave the hat on when he buys one.

Answer 5

Funny.

Answer 6

Well that's a pretty old joke, but still very amusing. Since I can't give you a thumbs up, I'll give you a star instead.

Answer 7

It's the best joke I've heard in a long time. lol



A star well deserved.

Answer 8

Hahahahahaha. Good one.

Answer 9

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!*pat on da back* 4 u, dat was very good im so stealing that one to and sending it on to all my friends!!have a star and a great day!! Thanks 4 d laugh!

Answer 10

Ha, ha, ha!!!



That's a good 'un!!!



I feel sorry for Jennifer and Lala !!



Keep 'em coming, you're on a roll!

Answer 11

hahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

thats funny!! LOL! have a star!! xx

Answer 12

ewww but funny hahahah

Answer 13

yes funny

Answer 14

funny hehehehe x

Answer 15

good joke, but not dat funny to start d day.

Answer 16

rofl-- u get a star for that one

Answer 17

this is hilarious, dont know how some couldnt get it

Answer 18

omg that is tff great lol star for you. lol

Answer 19

Good start to the day, thanks and a star, 10 / 10

Answer 20

Haha. Good one. :)

Answer 21

nice one!

Answer 22

always liked that joke!!

Answer 23

ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS ONE!!

Answer 24

hahaha..good one!

Answer 25

im sorry but I didn't get it.

Answer 26

um i don't get it