Sorry, but I DEFINATELY is NOT FUNNY! But, I know some jokes:
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice
Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey
Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs
Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store
Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm
Yo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes
Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius
Yo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles
Yo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20
Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list
Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE
Yo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box
Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
Yo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer
Yo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front
Yo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail
Yo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is
Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Yo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
Yo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino
Yo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl
Yo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail
Yo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I havent seen her since
Yo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record
Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it
Yo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder
Yo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart
Yo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose
Yo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a Froot Loop
Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change
Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change
Yo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice
Yo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Yo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch
Yo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus
Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music
Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch tv
Yo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice
Yo momma's so dumb it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles
Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
Yo momma's so dumb people were askin her for crack and she bent over and said here
Yo momma's so dumb she actually thinks these jokes are funny
Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken
Yo momma's so dumb she asked for help to use Hamburger Helper
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said Guess so she said Levis
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what yield meant I said Slow down and she said What does yield mean?
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me Whats the number for 911?
Yo momma's so dumb she asked what time is the 12:00 lunch
Yo momma's so dumb she bought a solarpowered flashlight
Yo momma's so dumb she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home
Yo momma's so dumb she brought a cup to the movie Juice
Yo momma's so dumb she brought a doughnut back to tha shop cause it had a hole in it
Yo momma's so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check
Yo momma's so dumb she called the 7-11 store to see when they closed
Yo momma's so dumb she called the cocaine hotline to order some
Yo momma's so dumb she can't even spell acronyms correctly
Yo momma's so dumb she can't find her own house
Yo momma's so dumb she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box
Yo momma's so dumb she can't pass a drunk test when she is not even drunk
Yo momma's so dumb she can't tie her own shoe
Yo momma's so dumb she chases parked cars
Yo momma's so dumb she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side
Yo momma's so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast
Yo momma's so dumb she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice
Yo momma's so dumb she could not get into the first grade
Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't read an audio book
Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses
Yo momma's so dumb she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the 11 button in 911
Yo momma's so dumb she died boiling water in the toaster
Yo momma's so dumb she does not know what she is talking about
Yo momma's so dumb she forgets to pick you up at school
Yo momma's so dumb she forgets what she is thinking before she even think of it
Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W&Ws
Yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor
Yo momma's so dumb she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down
Yo momma's so dumb she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home
Yo momma's so dumb she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink
Yo momma's so dumb she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial
Yo momma's so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo momma's so dumb she had surgery on her butt and the doctor removed her brain
Yo momma's so dumb she has 1 toe and bought a pair of flip flops
Yo momma's so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Yo momma's so dumb she has to use her fingers for 1 + 1
Yo momma's so dumb she invented a wheelchair with pedals
Yo momma's so dumb she jumped off a building in attempt to fly because she thought her maxi pad had wings
Yo momma's so dumb she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer: white out is on the screen
Yo momma's so dumb she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network
Yo momma's so dumb she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
Yo momma's so dumb she makes a chimp look smart
Yo momma's so dumb she makes blondes look smart
Yo momma's so dumb she makes Bush look smart
Yo momma's so dumb she makes me feel dumber just talking to her
Yo momma's so dumb she makes the rest of the world seem smarter
Yo momma's so dumb she makes toast in the freezer
Yo momma's so dumb she married Yo daddy
Yo momma's so dumb she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble
Yo momma's so dumb she needs twice as much sense to be a halfwit
Yo momma's so dumb she noticed a sign reading Wet Floor so she just did
Yo momma's so dumb she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb
Yo momma's so dumb she ordered a cheese burger from McDonalds and said Hold the cheese
Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
Yo momma's so dumb she peals M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies
Yo momma's so dumb she put a peep hole in a glass door
Yo momma's so dumb she put a phone up her *** and thought she was making a booty call
Yo momma's so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
Yo momma's so dumb she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept
Yo momma's so dumb she put her watch in the bank to save time
Yo momma's so dumb she put light bulbs on a christmas tree
Yo momma's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
Yo momma's so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house
Yo momma's so dumb she put security cameras in a glass house to see in other rooms
Yo momma's so dumb she ran out of gas leaving Texaco
Yo momma's so dumb she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather
Yo momma's so dumb she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund
Yo momma's so dumb she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep
Yo momma's so dumb she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager
Yo momma's so dumb she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed
Yo momma's so dumb she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through traffic
Yo momma's so dumb she saw her reflection on the TV and thought she was on Jeopardy
Yo momma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo momma's so dumb she sold her Car for gas money
Yo momma's so dumb she sold her camera to buy film
Yo momma's so dumb she sold the house to pay the mortgage
Yo momma's so dumb she spent 30 minutes lookin at an orange juice box because it said concentrate
Yo momma's so dumb she stands up on an empty bus
Yo momma's so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back
momma's so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and don't Walk
Yo momma's so dumb she took a coloring book with her to see The Color Purple
Yo momma's so dumb she took a cup to see Juice
Yo momma's so dumb she took a donut to the repair shop and said it had a hole in it
Yo momma's so dumb she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig
Yo momma's so dumb she took a knife to a driveby shooting
Yo momma's so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo momma's so dumb she took lessons for a player piano
Yo momma's so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff
Yo momma's so dumb she took you to the drive-in movie theater to see Closed for the season
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building but she got lost on the way down
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown herself in a carpool
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off of a cliff
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to mail a letter with food stamps
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to melt squeeze Parkay
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order
Yo momma's so dumb she used white out on a computer screen
Yo momma's so dumb she uses Old Spice for cooking
Yo momma's so dumb she wants to be a blonde
Yo momma's so dumb she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday
Yo momma's so dumb she was looking at a paper and I asked her what you doing? and she said watching paper view
Yo momma's so dumb she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin Free Lays
Yo momma's so dumb she was on the corner with a sign that said Will eat for food
Yo momma's so dumb she washes her hands in the toilet and craps in the sink
Yo momma's so dumb she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes
Yo momma's so dumb she wears a tshirt that says hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi
Yo momma's so dumb she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said I think Ill take the physical challenge
Yo momma's so dumb she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko
Yo momma's so dumb she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Burger King and thought she was a queen
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said Disney World Left so she went home
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a pap smear
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth
Yo momma's so dumb she went to the McDonalds drive thru and drove through the window
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Target with a handfull of darts and said lets play
Yo momma's so dumb she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Walgreens to see if the walls were really green
Yo momma's so dumb she wouldnt know up from down if she had three guesses
Yo momma's so dumb she'd have to be twice as smart to become a halfwit
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Shop Rite and shopped wrong
Yo momma's so dumb that she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo momma's so dumb that she uses whiteout as her toothpaste
Yo momma's so dumb that she went to a family reunion to look for a date
Yo momma's so dumb that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu
Yo momma's so dumb that under Education on her job apllication she put Hooked on Phonics
Yo momma's so dumb that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit on
Yo momma's so dumb that when the judge in the courtroom said Order she said Fries and a coke please
Yo momma's so dumb that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
Yo momma's so dumb she snuck on the bus and paid to get off
Yo momma's so dumb the worst six years of her life were grade three
Yo momma's so dumb she likes to mop the carpet
Yo momma's so dumb she lost her shadow
Yo momma's so dumb she gave birth to you
Yo momma's so dumb she gets lost in thought
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to steal a free sample
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
Yo momma's so dumb she ordered her sushi well done
Yo momma's so dumb was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday
Yo momma's so dumb when asked on an application Sex? she marked M F and sometimes Wednesday too
Yo momma's so dumb when asked what a pronoun was she said a noun that gets paid
Yo momma's so dumb when her daughter had a hart atack she dialed 911 on the microwave
Yo momma's so dumb when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones
Yo momma's so dumb when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one she said Ok but whats the teams?
Yo momma's so dumb when I said we were playing craps she went and got toilet paper
Yo momma's so dumb when I told her to squeal like a pig she said Moo
Yo momma's so dumb when I told her to take the trash out, she moved
Yo momma's so dumb when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver she said cherry or grape?
Yo momma's so dumb when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore I said Guess and she said Ah Levis?
Yo momma's so dumb when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved
Yo momma's so dumb when she locked her keys in the car it took her all day to get yo family out
Yo momma's so dumb when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like Vroom Screech Vroom Screech
Yo momma's so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put OK
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thought she was in hell
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw a Wrong Way sign in her rearview mirror she turned around
Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma's so dumb when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back
Yo momma's so dumb when she took you to the airport and a sign said Airport Left she turned around and went home
Yo momma's so dumb when she worked at McDonalds and someone ordered small fries she said Hey Boss all the small ones are gone
Yo momma's so dumb when the computer said Press any key to continue she couldn't find the Any key
Yo momma's so dumb when you she got pregnant she asked the doctor are you sure its mine?
Yo momma's so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said Wow it comes with cable too!Yo momma's so poor I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing Clap your hands stomp your feet praise the Lord cause we got heat
Yo momma's so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can and out she popped saying Who knocked?
Yo momma's so poor I saw her hanging the toilet paper out to dry
Yo momma's so poor I saw her in the dumpster. I said what are you doing, she said grocery shopping
Yo momma's so poor I saw her shaking a can around and asked her what she was doing and she said Redecorating
Yo momma's so poor I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut
Yo momma's so poor I stepped on her skateboard and she said Hey get off the car
Yo momma's so poor I stepped through her front door and fell out the back
Yo momma's so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs, and she screamed Whos taking down the drapes?
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her home asked if I could use her toilet and she said Sure thing its 4th tree on your right
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said Hey who turned off the heater?
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and said Who turned off the lights?
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked to use the bathroom and she gave me two sticks I asked her what the sticks were for and she said Ones to hold up the ceiling the other is to fight off the roaches
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked to use the bathroom and she said Two buckets to your left
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked what was for dinner so she lit my pockets on fire and said Hot Pockets
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet
Yo momma's so poor I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said Hey whered Grandma go?
Yo momma's so poor I went into her house and saw a bunch of cockroaches sittin around the toilet singin We are family
Yo momma's so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard
Yo momma's so poor only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted
Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma's so poor she bought a tv with only two channels ON and OFF
Yo momma's so poor she bounces food stamps
Yo momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attentionYo momma's gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk
Yo momma's gums so black that she spits Yoo hoo
Yo momma's hair so greasy you could fry a chiken in it
Yo momma's hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it
Yo momma's hair so short she curls it with rice
Yo momma's hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches
Yo momma's has 10 fingers, all on the same hand
Yo momma's has 3 eyes and they call her Eyeeyeeye
Yo momma's has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo momma's has a fro with landing lights
Yo momma's has a glass eye with a fish in it
Yo momma's has a major weight problem she can't wait to eat
Yo momma's has a moustache and they call her Bob
Yo momma's has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns
Yo momma's has a short arm and can't applaude
Yo momma's has a short leg and walks in circles
Yo momma's has a wooden afro with an X carved in the back
Yo momma's has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it
Yo momma's has green hair and thinks she's a tree
Yo momma's has no arms and bought a vest
Yo momma's has one arm and swims in circles
Yo momma's has one arm and when she fights the announcer says She throws a right a right and another right
Yo momma's has one hand and a Clapper
Yo momma's has one leg and a bicycle
Yo momma's has one leg and swims in circles
Yo momma's has one tooth and they call her Chopper One
Yo momma's has one tooth and they call her DrillBit
Yo momma's has one tooth in the front and one tooth in the back talkin bout let me get a bite
Yo momma's has so many vericose veins her body could double as a road map
Yo momma's has so much hair on her upper lip she braids it
Yo momma's has so much wax in her ears I stuck a QTip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy
Yo momma's head so big it shows up on radar
Yo momma's head so big she don't have dreams she have movies
Yo momma's head so big she has to step into her shirts
Yo momma's head so fat she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls
Yo momma's head so little could wear fruit loops as head rags
Yo momma's head so nappy when she combs her hair her teeth bleed
Yo momma's head so small she use a teabag as a pillow
Yo momma's head so small that she got her ear pierced and died
Yo momma's hips are so big people set their drinks on them
Yo momma's house so damned cold the roaches ice skate around the kitchen
Yo momma's house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies
Yo momma's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside
Yo momma's house so small her washcloth makes wall to wall carpeting
Yo momma's house so small she can't even order a large pizza
Yo momma's house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window
Yo momma's house so small the doormat just says WEL
Yo momma's house so small you have to go outside to change your mind
I don't mean to be mean but yo momma needs listerine not a sip not a swallow but the whole damn bottle
I get up faster then yo momma's falls
I got notin bad to say about yo momma, heck her face says it all
I got on the train last night they had a new sign up reading Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo momma
I heard that yo momma is on the warpath, she lost a finger and now can't count past 9
I heard yo house was made out of toilet paper why? cuz your whole family is full of crap
I saw yo momma kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving
I was speaking to your parents they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot
I was walking down the street with yo momma and they started shooting they said hit the dirt and everyone jumped on back
If my dog had a face as ugly as yo momma's I'd shave his *** and make him walk backwards
Yo momma's in a wheelchair and says You ain't gonna push me round no more
Yo momma's is not really so bad I hear she would give you the hair off her back
Yo momma's is twice the man you are
Yo momma's is ugly she is ugly as sin
Yo momma's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat and a banana they'd stick her in a zoo.
Yo momma's legs are so short she can swing them from a curve
Yo momma's like 7up never had it never will
Yo momma's like a bowling ball she always winds up in the gutter
Yo momma's like spoiled milk fat and chunky
Yo momma's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair
Yo momma's lips so big Chap Stick had to invent a spray
Yo momma's may be old but she still parties like its 1899
Yo momma's mouth so big it takes her an hour to put on her lipstick
Yo momma's mouth so big she speaks in surround sound
Yo momma's neck so damn wrinkled I use it as a cheese grater
Yo momma's nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat
Yo momma's nose so big the last time I saw one like it it was attached to an elephant
Yo momma's nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers
Yo momma's only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings
Yo momma's sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo momma's smells so bad she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border
Yo momma's smells so bad when she went to make friends with a skunk the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose
Yo momma's so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Yo momma's so bad I think its a new world record
Yo momma's so bad when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty
Yo momma's so bald even a wig wouldnt help
Yo momma's so bald Mr Clean got jealous
Yo momma's so bald she curls her hair with rice
Yo momma's so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed
Yo momma's so bald that when she put on a sweater folk thought she was a roll on deoderant
Yo momma's so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo momma's so boring she makes debugging Prolog seem fun
Yo momma's so cheap instead of buying a fire alarm she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling
Yo momma's so crazy she makes pi look rational
Yo momma's so damn strange that she invented a waterproof teabag
Yo momma's so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo
Yo momma's so dirty a family of mice inhabit her belly button
Yo momma's so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused
Yo momma's so dirty she actually repels mosquitoes
Yo momma's so dirty she gives me ring around the collar
Yo momma's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater
Yo momma's so dirty she leaves a ring around the public swimming pool
Yo momma's so dirty she lost 2 pounds after taking a shower
Yo momma's so dirty she made right guard turn left
Yo momma's so dirty she makes mud look clean
Yo momma's so dirty she slowed down speed stick
Yo momma's so dirty skunks give her house a wide berth
Yo momma's so dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered
Yo momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons
Yo momma's so dirty that standin next to a tramp she make the tramp look like a butler
Yo momma's so dirty they filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower
Yo momma's so dirty when her drill sergant said hit the dirt everyone started hitting her.
Yo momma's so dirty you can tell her age by the rings underneath her armpits
Yo momma's so evil she makes the devil look like a good guy
Yo momma's so fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton
Yo momma's so fat when she walks her butt claps
Yo momma's so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby
Yo momma's so big her belly buttons got an echo
Yo momma's so big it takes her 2 hours just to haul ***
Yo momma's so big she can't wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back
Yo momma's so big she plays marbles with planets
Yo momma's so big she rollerskates on busses
Yo momma's so big she thought Barnum and Bailey were clothing designers
Yo momma's so big she uses a jungle gym for a walker
Yo momma's so big she uses big bird as a rubber ducky
Yo momma's so big she uses bowling balls for earrings
Yo momma's so big she uses I95 for a Slip n Slide
Yo momma's so big she uses the interstate for a Slip n Slide
Yo momma's so big she wears two watches one for each time zone
Yo momma's so big she whistles bass
Yo momma's so big that her graduation picture had to be an aerial view
Yo momma's so big that she climbed Mt Fuji with one step
Yo momma's so big that they had to change One size fits all to One size fits most
Yo momma's so big they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling
Yo momma's so big when she bent down to tie her shoes her face got burnt from reentry
Yo momma's so big when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide
Yo momma's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody
Yo momma's so big when she stands up the sun goes out
Yo momma's so big when she took a trip to China the chinese people screamed "GODZILLA!!"
Yo momma's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway
Yo momma's so big when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white
Yo momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
Yo momma's so fat when I watch tv and she walks in front of it I miss 3 episodes of my show
Yo momma's so fat her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky
Yo momma's so fat when you went to the beach a blue whale wanted her children
Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall
Yo momma's so fat after she got off the carousel the horse limped for a week
Yo momma's so fat all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor
Yo momma's so fat and dumb she used saturn's ring as a hula hoop
Yo momma's so fat and her back so crooked when she lays down people say I didn't know we had mountains
Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said let there be ight he told her to move her fat *** out of the way
Yo momma's so fat and short and yo daddy so tall and skinny they stand next to each other and make the number 10
Yo momma's so fat and stupid her waist size is larger than her IQ
Yo momma's so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates
Yo momma's so fat and you're so poor when she comes in your house the tires pop
Yo momma's so fat as a kid she couldn't play Hidenseek just seek
Yo momma's so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts
Yo momma's so fat by the time she sets her clock its an hour off
Yo momma's so fat that Goodyear come to her to restock on tires
Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction
Yo momma's so fat even her clothes have stretch marksYo momma's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs
Yo momma's so fat her nickname is Damn
Yo momma's so fat her parents had to take her to sea world to get baptized
Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames
Yo momma's so fat her shadow weighs 50 pounds
Yo momma's so fat her skates went flat
Yo momma's so fat her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when its time to eat
Yo momma's so fat her tailor takes her measurements in light years
Yo momma's so fat her toes bleed when she walks
Yo momma's so fat her yearbook picture is an aerial photograph
Yo momma's so fat I can't see around her
Yo momma's so fat I gain weight just by watching her eat
Yo momma's so fat I gotta take 3 steps back just to see all of her
Yo momma's so fat I had to take 2 planes 3 buses and 5 cabs just to get on her good side
Yo momma's so fat I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo momma's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4 5 6 7 and 8
Yo momma's so fat I saw her in New York and when I told my friend in LA he'd seen her too
Yo momma's So fat I shot her and Crisco came out
Yo momma's so fat I swerved to miss her but ran out of gas
Yo momma's so fat I think its a new world record
Yo momma's So fat if she got her shoes shined she would have to take the guys word for it
Yo momma's so fat if she weighed five more pounds she could get group insurance
Yo momma's so fat if she were an airplane she'd be a jumbo jet
Yo momma's so fat instead of Levis 501 jeans she wears Levis 1002s
Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans she wears wide load
Yo momma's so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up
Yo momma's so fat it takes a year to download her picture
Yo momma's so fat I've known her all my life and I still havent seen ALL of her
Yo momma's so fat when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo people walked by and said Look at the elephant
Yo momma's so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats
Yo momma's so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol
Yo momma's so fat NASA has a satellite orbiting around her
Yo momma's so fat NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer
Yo momma's so fat no one can talk behind her back
Yo momma's so fat on a scale of 1 to 10 she's a 747
Yo momma's so fat on each of her butt cheeks she has Place Your Ad Here printed
Yo momma's so fat on Halloween she says trick or meatloaf
Yo momma's so fat on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time
Yo momma's so fat one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling Hey the School Bus is here
Yo momma's so fat people use her dandruff as quilts
Yo momma's so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
Yo momma's so fat she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet, she's all like Whatever yo eating I'll try it
Yo momma's so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree
Yo momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out
Yo momma's so fat she bungee jumped and fell straight to Hell
Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
Yo momma's so fat she has to have you tie her shoes for her
Yo momma's so fat she can't reach her back pocket
Yo momma's so fat she can't wear Daisy Dukes She has to wear Boss Hoggs
Yo momma's so fat she could be the eighth continent
Yo momma's so fat she could sell shade
Yo momma's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
Yo momma's so fat she did a back flip and landed on the moon
Yo momma's so fat she DJs for the ice cream truck
Yo momma's so fat she doesnt have love handles she has a roll bar
Yo momma's so fat she don't eat Wheat Thins she eats Wheat Thicks
Yo momma's so fat she don't know whether she's walking or rolling
Yo momma's so fat she don't wear a GString she wears an A B C D E F G String
Yo momma's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs
Yo momma's so fat she eats cereal out of a satellite dish
Yo momma's so fat she eats desert out of a Trash Can lid
Yo momma's so fat she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles
Yo momma's so fat she entered a fat contest and won first second and third
Yo momma's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon
Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma's so fat she fell off a boat and the captain yelled Land Ho
Yo momma's so fat she fills up the bath tub and then she turns on the water
Yo momma's so fat she freebases ham
Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat jumbo and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus
Yo momma's so fat she gets runs in her jeans
Yo momma's so fat she gets stuck in her dreams
Yo momma's so fat she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tictacs
Yo momma's so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says Okay
Yo momma's so fat she got a gravitational pull
Yo momma's so fat she got a new job at the Cinema, she works as the screen
Yo momma's so fat she got a speed pass for Dairy Queen
Yo momma's so fat she got her baby pictures taken by satellite
Yo momma's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock?
Yo momma's so fat she got tired climbing the escalater
Yo momma's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon
Yo momma's so fat she had to be baptized in the Atlantic Ocean
Yo momma's so fat she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan
Yo momma's so fat she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole
Yo momma's so fat she has a parttime job as a trampoline
Yo momma's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand
Yo momma's so fat she has all the caterers on speed dial
Yo momma's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas English Muffin
Yo momma's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting her
Yo momma's so fat she has TB: Two bellies
Yo momma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change gears
Yo momma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio station
Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to put on deodorant
Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to sit around the house
Yo momma's so fat she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets
Yo momma's so fat she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other
Yo momma's so fat she has to put a bookmarker in her rolls to find her belly button
Yo momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
Yo momma's so fat she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master
Yo momma's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper
Yo momma's so fat she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks
Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a long sleeved turtleneck bra
Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a three piece bathing suit
Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up
Yo momma's so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
Yo momma's so fat she jumped in a pool and cause a tidal wave
Yo momma's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo momma's so fat she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub
Yo momma's so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops
Yo momma's so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only because I spotted her behind Mount Everest
Yo momma's so fat she made Richard Simmons cry
Yo momma's so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic
Yo momma's so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic
Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck
Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a TicTac
Yo momma's so fat she measures 36 24 36 and the other arm is just as big
Yo momma's so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business
Yo momma's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up
Yo momma's so fat she needs a map to find her butt
Yo momma's so fat she once told me she could eat a horse, and she wasn't kidding
Yo momma's so fat she once went on a seafood diet, whenever she saw food she ate it
Yo momma's so fat she plays frisbee with ufos
Yo momma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA Detroit Chicago New York
Yo momma's so fat she pulls up a chair to an all-you-can-eat buffet
Yo momma's so fat she put on a red outfit and people mistaked her for the KoolAid man
Yo momma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller
Yo momma's so fat she put on some BVDs and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard
Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin
Yo momma's so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids started running after her cause they thought they missed the bus
Yo momma's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar
Yo momma's so fat she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a dollar and made change
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washingtons nose
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rowing machine and it sank
Yo momma's so fat she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic
Yo momma's so fat she sat on the Bible and Jesus popped out
Yo momma's so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said "Stop That Twinkie!"
Yo momma's so fat she shaves her legs with a lawn mower
Yo momma's so fat she shops for clothes in the local tent shop
Yo momma's so fat she smells like bacon at 90 degrees
Yo momma's so fat she started singing we are family McDonalds Burger King and me
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it said Please step out of the car
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her Sorry we don't do livestock
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
Yo momma's so fat she steps on a scale and it said one at a time please
Yo momma's so fat she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks
Yo momma's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D
Yo momma's so fat she sweats Crisco
Yo momma's so fat she takes baths in swimming pools
Yo momma's so fat she takes posters not pictures
Yo momma's so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand
Yo momma's so fat she thinks Church's Chickens a holy place
Yo momma's so fat she thought gravy was a beverage
Yo momma's so fat she tried to get an all over tan and the sun burned out
Yo momma's so fat she tripped on WalMart fell over Kmart and landed right on Target
Yo momma's so fat she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn
Yo momma's so fat she uses a laptop as a cell phone
Yo momma's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm
Yo momma's so fat she uses a blanket as a washcloth
Yo momma's so fat she uses C++++
Yo momma's so fat she uses navy ships as jet skis
Yo momma's so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma's so fat she uses sleeping bags for leg warmers
Yo momma's so fat she uses the carpet as a blanket
Yo momma's so fat she wakes up in sections
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
Yo momma's so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live
Yo momma's so fat she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World
Yo momma's so fat she was in the New York Times last week on page 5 6 7 8 and 9
Yo momma's so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo momma's so fat she wears a hula hoop for a belly button ring
Yo momma's so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper
Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt
Yo momma's so fat she wears a sign that says Caution Wide Turn
Yo momma's so fat she wears an asteroid belt
Yo momma's so fat she went on a light diet, and as soon as its light she starts eating
Yo momma's so fat she went to Jenny Craigs and they said we asked for your weight not your phone number
Yo momma's so fat she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy
Yo momma's so fat she went to Sizzler and got a group discount
Yo momma's so fat she's got her own zip code
Yo momma's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book
Yo momma's so fat she's moving the Earth out of its orbit
Yo momma's so fat she's on both side of the family
Yo momma's so fat she's once twice three times a lady
Yo momma's so fat she's taller lying down
Yo momma's so fat someone tries to take a picture of her with a digital camera and it read Not Enough Space
Yo momma's so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
Yo momma's so fat that she needs a solar panel to see her reflection
Yo momma's so fat that she went to the beach, dove, and the Asians said tsunami
Yo momma's so fat that she would have been in ET but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse
Yo momma's so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up
Yo momma's so fat that when she put on a white jacket everybody yells look its the Michelin Man
Yo momma's so fat that when she walks across the living room the radio skips
Yo momma's so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks
Yo momma's so fat that when she went on a scale it reads To Infinity and Beyond
Yo momma's so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped
Yo momma's so fat that when u were born they had to send out a search party to find you
Yo momma's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her
Yo momma's so fat the body snatchers called home for backup
Yo momma's so fat the circus use her as a trampoline
Yo momma's so fat the earth orbits around her instead of the sun
Yo momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution Wide Turn
Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale
Yo momma's so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts
Yo momma's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma's so fat the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms
Yo momma's so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door
Yo momma's so fat the only thing thats attracted to her is gravity
Yo momma's so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through
Yo momma's so fat they had to install speed bumps at the all-you-can-eat buffet
Yo momma's so fat they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops
Yo momma's so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it
Yo momma's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma's so fat to her light food means under 4 Tons
Yo momma's so fat she's in shape, round
Yo momma's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
Yo momma's so fat when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up
Yo momma's so fat when brought her dress to the cleaners the people said sorry we don't do curtains
Yo momma's so fat when I yell KoolAid she comes crashing through the wall
Yo momma's so fat when it says all-you-can-eat it still ain't enough
Yo momma's so fat when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part as the big rolling ball
Yo momma's so fat when she bends over we enter Daylight Saving Time
Yo momma's so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma's so fat when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale
Yo momma's so fat when she crosses the street cars look out for her
Yo momma's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips
Yo momma's so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit
Yo momma's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesnt get a menu she gets an estimate
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she even orders Thank You Come Again
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an office they tell her to pull up a sofa
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks Where can I try that on?
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the drycleaners and hands in her underwear they say sorry no parachutes accepted
Yo momma's so fat when she jumps into the pool the other swimmers can go surfing
Yo momma's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
Yo momma's so fat when she opens the Fridge it says I give up
Yo momma's so fat when she ordered a My Size Meal at McDonalds they gave her the key to the store
Yo momma's so fat when she ordered a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean
Yo momma's so fat when she played hide-and-go-seek she hid behind a water tower
Yo momma's so fat when she ran away they had to put her picture on the milk truck
Yo momma's so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon it looks like she's wearin tights
Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a TV it turned into a flat screen.
Well, that's all the good one's I know! d u mind picking me as best answer? I really need the points! Thanks dear.