TOP 15 COUNTRY SONGS funny or not?

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15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here



14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.



13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.



12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.



11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).



10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.



9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.



8. Please Bypass This Heart.



7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.



6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.



5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.



4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.



3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.



2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.



And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...



1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

Answer 1

lol loved them all well funny. so when are you gonna release these songs? i will definatly buy them to hear the lyrics lol keep up the good work. x =)

Answer 2

Well done NOs 1, 3, 5, 9, 12. where very good. 10/10.

Answer 3

10. a guy can on no account placed on too plenty bronzer. thirteen. There are 2 bells that get you out of faculty. the 1st one tells you to start making a song and dancing, the 2d publicizes you may desire to end. 33. Clocks get larger in case you stare at them and chant "summer season hahaha those have been my admired sturdy stufff:)

Answer 4

A star and a 10/10!



I would vote #12, I sing it every morning,



JUST KIDDING DEAR!!! Put down that fryin pan!!!







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Answer 5

brilliant 10/10 lmao

Answer 6

My momma died in the pool at Lourdes (when a blind orphan pushed her in)

Answer 7

Heck, thems ain't songs, them is my life.

Answer 8

omg i love them all i have tears in my eyes i laughed so much lmao...thanks

Answer 9

my favorite is the billy connely one



How can i say i love you when your sitting on my face

Answer 10

So funny honey, have another star xxx

Answer 11

I vote for 4,7, and 1. Pretty funny. :-)

Answer 12

nice...