Question:
Can someone explain this joke to me?!?
Beatle-Juice
2008-02-24 19:06:12 UTC
farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''
"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Chuck.''

The farmer shot Chuck.


(i feel like a n00b)
21 answers:
?
2008-02-24 19:08:43 UTC
Think now. What rhymes with "Chuck" that would make the farmer NOT want his daughter to go out with him.



Here's a clue: It starts with "F" and ends in "K".
2008-02-25 03:09:58 UTC
All the other ones rhyme... try to rhyme something with Chuck....



first is asking for the daughter betty to take her out for spaghetti...



then another asks for flo so they can go to a show...



What rhymes with chuck that could happen to one of the guys daughters that would make him want to shoot him?



make sense now?
neosailorqueen
2008-02-25 03:11:06 UTC
Most likely because Chuck rhymes with the F word. Think about it, all the other guys rhymed
map
2008-02-25 03:11:37 UTC
All the other guys are using words that rhyme with their name. So Chuck would say something that a father would not like to hear about his daughter. %UCK

:D
Josh
2008-02-25 03:10:19 UTC
Ms pat seriously?



The names rhyme, and what they are going to do rhyme.



Read it out loud.



Chuck rhymes with F***
Ben B
2008-02-25 03:09:42 UTC
what dirty word rhymes with chuck? and would any father want to hear about their daughter doing that?
2008-02-25 03:10:42 UTC
Hi i'm chuck

(w/e doesn't matter)

we're going to (F word)

f

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k
2008-02-25 03:09:44 UTC
Chuck rhymes with ****
Tee
2008-02-25 03:09:37 UTC
just think of things that rhyme with chuck....?? the other 2 guys rhymed their intros....think about it.
The Boogley [Bengay Junkie]
2008-02-25 03:09:56 UTC
hi im chuck, im here to f u c k
Megan S
2008-02-25 03:10:18 UTC
because he was going to say another word that ryhmes with chuck (starting with 'f' and ending with uck.
DALE D
2008-02-25 03:09:58 UTC
what rhymes with chuck?
Bridget
2008-02-25 03:58:18 UTC
Oh, becuase they all rhyme

Eddie, betty, spahgetti, ready

Joe, flo, show, go

Chuck and f*ck



lol!
Bob Ganoosh
2008-02-25 03:11:10 UTC
AHAHA dont u get it

chuck rhymes with F**CK
me
2008-02-25 03:46:39 UTC
HAHAHAHAHAH!

He's going to say something about I will f.u.ck your daughter because chuck rhymes with f.u.ck.
beauty and the mess
2008-02-25 03:09:09 UTC
haha... think about what "chucK" rhymes with...
2008-02-25 03:09:05 UTC
chuck goes with **** >.>
2008-02-25 03:11:52 UTC
his third daughters name was luck . ha ha .get it ?
liivinginbliss
2008-02-25 03:15:56 UTC
lmao
Spiral Out
2008-02-25 03:10:50 UTC
because he's going to ask if she's ready to *uck
MS PAT
2008-02-25 03:08:49 UTC
WHAT IS IT THIS SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


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