Do you believe in miracles?

Question

An Irishman was stopped at the Customs after returning from a holiday
on the Continent.

"What's this in this bottle?" asked the customs officer taking out a
large bottle from the Irishman's suitcase.

"Oh," said the Irishman, "that's only Holy Water from Lourdes."

"Hmmm!" muttered the customs officer as he took the top off the bottle
and sniffed the liquid inside. Then he tasted some of it. "It looks,
smells and tastes very much like whisky to me, sir."

"Glory be!" replied the Irishman, "'tis another miracle!"

Answer 1

if it had been a coloured liquid, perhaps it would have been guinness

Answer 2

HallaLuyahhhhhhh!



:D

Answer 3

ohh bejesus, begora, tell the News of the World, lol

Answer 4

hahahahhaha very funny i found it very good joke keep it up hahahahaahahahahh imma star you and also can i steal that joke ??

Answer 5

LMAO That's thinking on your feet for you.

Answer 6

yep another excellent joke.

Answer 7

not bad, a small chuckle

Answer 8

HA! I got it!

=D

Answer 9

ha ha ha lol