A Villager's Genie:In case you get Aladdin's lamp what do you wish to achieve with the help of Genies?

Question

Hero of a well-known story in The Thousand and One Nights. The son of a poor widow, Aladdin is a lazy, careless boy who meets an African magician claiming to be his uncle. He sends Aladdin into a cave to find a magic lamp, but Aladdin refuses to hand over the lamp until he is safely out of the cave. The angry magician shuts the boy in the cave and departs, but Aladdin discovers that he can summon powerful genies (jinn) by rubbing the lamp. The genies grant his every wish, and Aladdin becomes rich, marries the sultan's beautiful daughter, and reigns for many years.

Answer 1

if i get the lamp,



i will nationalise all politician's properties, jewels, cash account, bank account. i will nationalise all private universities, colleges, deemed universities under the control of government. i will allow one politician per home, and no one should not be allowed to come to power. i will give 12 days casual leave to every member of the parliament. They can avail 12 days per year. If they absented from 13th day, the pay and allowances will be cut. For continued absence more than 4 days, their membership will be suspended and again new bi-election and thereby people will be benefitted by cash, briyani etc.,This is applicable to MLAs. The ministers should submit weekly reports for their work done. No minister or government officials permitted to leave india under any circumstances on govt expenditure. i will make all roads pucca for the people's welfare. i will make all rivers with flow of waters. i will make full electricity 24 hours without any cut. i will reduce current charges.



No free bees. All people can avail free cable connections. They will be charged minimum amount while buying television for cable connection. i will reduce telephone charges. The govt only do 2 G, 3 G and no auctions. No private mobiles, all govts.



i will request genie to give good mind to rajabhakshe in dealing with tamil problem at srilanka. i will send all srilanka repriates back to their home land giving ten lakh rupees each family.



i will find out trolls in yahoo and if the troll answer it will not appear in yahoo. i will ask to show the members who thumbsdown in yahoo. i will ask genie to spread kindness, no hate, compassion to all humans. Internett connections free for those who are having yahoo answer member.



Every yahoo member will be awarded a certificate and a cash prize who crossed 10,000 points, and next 25000 points. Those who achieved 50,000 points will be given a great certificate and a prize and they will be terminated from membership. They are allowed to open new account only one time. can read yahoo bud lines.



Importantly when 6000 young tamil floats a question, atleast minimum 100 members should answer his question.



NOTE: THIS IS ALL IF I GET THE LAMP. ALL PRAY TO GET A LAMP.



thanks

Answer 2

Just the opposite to stephanie F; that we could totally get rid of the idea of a super being. Later: I do not wish to betray any superstition on my part as I am not superstitious but wishing can be dangerous. Remember The Monkey's Paw.

Answer 3

My first wish would be 'transport all corrupt politicians and cricketers to Timbuctoo'!!!

A corollary to this would be commodities should be available to all at rock bottom prices.

Second a little "something" for myself---make me Level 7 in Y/A over night or brainwash everybody to choose my answers as best!!!



The distraught Genii will surely go back and lock himself in the lamp. ( Thalaiyai pichundu!!!) Then you can see me selling "Alladin's lamp for old lamps---vangaliyo!!"

Answer 4

I wish the world be emancipated from all kinds of exploitation and establishment of an egalitarian society in which gender,economic,social disparities do not exist and eradication of ARISHADVARGAS ( six passions of mind ) from the minds of people and make this world as a Vasudhaika kutumbam.((The whole earth as one family)

Answer 5

Woah, everyone is talking about me! Its my name... Genie!!!



I would then ask jinn to get me to guy of my life cos when he is with me I need nothing more and even if am sad he takes it all away! Happiness....

Answer 6

dear genie, grant that i don't get any more violation notices!

i know what u will wish for, a beautiful voice and vast knowledge about CARNATIC MUSIC.

Answer 7

I wish to become CM of Tamilnadu.

Answer 8

Luxarious life.

Answer 9

Change all trolls into chocolates.

Answer 10

I will ask him to provide simple, veg. food of my taste.

Answer 11

i will have affairs with my married crush in my church and marry my lover soon.