funniest yo mama joke you know!?

Question

i need some good jokes!

Answer 1

yo mama so fat that when she stood on the scales her telephone number showed up.

Answer 2

right it fairly is slightly 2 to my answer... yo mama like a shotgun, 5 cocks and he or she LOADED! yo mama so old, I heard she performed in the Land formerly Time, AS HERSELF! yo mama so greasy, she nicknamed Oil N flow, cuz she will use the line as a slip-n-slide yo mama so gruesome, while the bleak reaper got here for her soul, he gave the scythe to me and reported, "she's your undertaking now!" yo mama so stupid, quite of giving her a ideas, god crammed her head with crap, and thanks to this people call her "****-for-brains"! yo mama so fat, I heard she led to 9/11 cuz of her farts! yo mama so massive, people while to cranium Island and located King Kong, not wait that became yo mama! yo mama so slutty, people call you "mom-******" cuz she even asked YOU for some strikes!

Answer 3

Yo mama's so fat she visited the Grand Canyon and got wedged!

Answer 4

Yo mama's SO FAT she could eat the internet.

Answer 5

Your Mom is so ugly they put a steak around her neck just so the dog could play with her





Your Mom is so poor, I ringed the doorbell, she came to the window and said "DING DONG"





Your mom is so fat, when she saw a bus full of white kids, she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE"





Your mom is so old, when god said let there be light she called the Electrician.





Your mom is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped, her mom, her dad, the nurse, himself, The Milk Man, The Mail Man, The Entire Army, Navy, The LA Lakers, Hulk Hogan, Kool-Aid Man, and 1982 Denver Broncos

Answer 6

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some good jokes here

one of my favorites is Yo Mama so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8

Answer 7

Yo mommas so small she can do backflips under the bed !

Answer 8

Yo' momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Answer 9

yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off

Answer 10

yo mama's so fat when someone says haul *** she has to make three trips.

Answer 11

your mama is soo fat that when got said.."let there be light" she had to move!



lmaooo...the onli 1 i cud think of on the spot :D

Answer 12

yo mamma's so fat she needs to get out of the room for a call to get through.

Answer 13

your mamas so stinky poop smells better than her