* Friend’s r forever like the stars that kept blinking In the sky. Though we might b far Apart.. But I Know that u r still Near to Me Whenever I look up... Good night and sleep well.
* Lying on my bed, Looking at the clock, I know that its time to zzz. I wonder How have U been today... Hope Tat Everything is Fine.. Wish u sweet dreams n Sleep Tight.
* Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
* The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you.
* The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!
* As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, I’ll ask Dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..
* In this lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Good Nite
* A night hug warms the heart; a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!
* The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say good morning to u..
* I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so just wanna wish u good night.......
* 5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heartbeat, &Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again
* The best cosmetic for the lips is truth, for the voice is prayer, for the eyes is pity, for the hands is charity and for the heart is love.... GOOD MORNING
* Let me KISS ur LIPS, Let me FEEL ur TEETH, let me TASTE ur TONGUE, this is your friend COLGATE! reminding u 2 brush. GOOD MORNING
* Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
* LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...Good Morning!
* I HAVE OPENED AN EMOTIONAL BANK A/C FOR U IN My HEART Deposit u r love, kisses, hugs in it & I will make sure that U Receive Interest as long as I am Alive...
* Let everyday b a dream u can touch. Let everyday b a luv u can feel. Let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.
* Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day
* Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy
* Could you do me a faVour..?Put Ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then Ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There! I'have just given u a hug! (",) G'd mOrning...!!!
* Every second God remembers you,
* Every minute God bless you,
* Every hour God cares for you because...
* Every day I pray God to take care of U.
* Wonderful people r carefully created by God,
* wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,
* wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God.
* If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me
* another month,another year,another smile, another tear,another winter.a summer too... but there ll never be.........another you!
* Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You
* Only the open heart receives LOVE
* Only the open mind receives WISDOM
* Only the open hand receives GIFTS
* and...Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!
* When I was a kid, my mom told me that angels live in heaven... Now I know that it is not true... Because if angels live in heaven, WHY AM I HERE? :)
* I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden. I asked for a tree,he gave me a forest. I asked for a river, he gave me an ocean. I asked for an angel, and he sent me YOU!
* The world doesnot need more mountains to
* climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine!
* what the world needs is only more of U & UR smile!!
* GOOD MORNING
* I Wish 4 " U "
* Great start 4 Monday
* No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
* No stress 4 Wednesday
* No worry 4 Thursday
* Smile 4 Friday
* Party 4 Saturday
* & Great fun 4 Sunday
* "Have a beautiful and smart week
* brings you to it, He will bring you through it. Happy moments, praise God. Difficult moments, seek God. Quiet moments, worship God. Painful moments, trust God. Every moment, thank God.
* If God ans ur Prayer, He's incrasing ur Faith, If He Delays, He's increasing ur Patience.If He doesn't ans, then He Known U Can Handle it Prfectly Well
* I cant find a reason why God gave u to me, but that is not the question to b asked,
* May b the question is how did GOD knew that I needed a friend like 'U'....
* DREAM makes all things possible.HOPES makes all things work.
* LOVE makes all above possbile so ALWAYS SMILE
* If u wanna know how much I miss u, try to catch rain drops, the ones u catch is how much u miss me,and the ones u miss is how much I miss
* Life is only traveled ONCE,Today's MOMENT becomesTOMORROW's MEMORY.Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.... Have a nice day...
* Care is the sweetest form of love, so wen any1 says "TAKE CARE" its as good as saying, "I'll keep u in my heart till its very last beat"
* When a Msg is sent from Distance...U cannot c the faces,U cannot c the smiles,But U can sense the care that truly comes from the heart
* Flowers need sunshine,violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u.Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with you will never die
* If u r a Chocolate, ur the sweetest,If u r a Teddy bear, u r the most huggable,If u r a Star, u r the Brightest,U r my FRIEND! U r d Best!
* In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
* only one thing is DEFINITE, You'll always be my FRIEND,
* beyond WORDS, beyond TIME and beyond DISTANCE!
* If I could pull down the rainbow,
* I would write ur name with it and put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u
* Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day
* A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
* All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.
* I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me
* Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u seem; Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. So cheer up!
* There's no Special reason 4 this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile and say: Someone remembers u.
* Again in the morning I know I shall wake beholding ur beauty with a smile on my face
* I’ll be here every morning when again I shall say good morning my love have a wonderful day.
* Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It's a perfect day coz it's God's gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with
* Every morning, leave your worries outside your gate, coz that's where they pick up the garbage! Have a worry free day!
* The best gifts to give: to friend - loyalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives
* Someday, you will find one who will watch every sunrise with you until the sunset of your life
* God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I'm sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing
* May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day!
* The texts u send me nite & day like jewels in my hart dey stay...And so 2 God I always pray d best of blessings be urs each day
* Rise and shine my little dear tha stars have left the sky, a new day is waiting don’t let it pass u by birds r singing in the trees a song of morning cheer, rise & shine O’little 1. I want to hold u near
* Good morning beautiful I’m just writing to say that I hope the good lord blesses ur day. Take time and take care to take it all in all his wonderful creations r there at ur whim. So slow down today, love stop and smell the rose, god made it for u. he love and he knows
* The morning sky is dawning, a new day unfolds anew, I smile as u stir yawning, and reach, my love for u. the sun is shining brightly, birds outside our window sing, I hug u to me tightly, love is such a precious thing.
* Gud morning love, let’s start the day; I’m glad the lord brought us together. let’s walk in his way. With us 3 together the lord,u &me all things r possible, if we only believe
* A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face, telling others that they are accepted, liked and appreciated. So here's a big smile just for you. Good am
* This message has no fat, no cholesterol and no additive. This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Smile
* A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes the wrinkles away. Hope you receive a lot and share a lot of smiles today. Here's one from me.
* Never get tired of doing little things to others, because sometimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little hi to you
* We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles. Good morning!
* A smile is a language everybody understands. It costs nothing but creates much. It happens fast but its memory may last forever. Keep smiling.
* As I awoke this morning, my head was filled with dreams of u. of the love that we share, that each day god does renew.so this morning I’ll tell u. like so many before. As each day passes, I love u more.
* Take time to greet the dawn, watch the light appear up high, as an orange sun starts rising in the eastern sky. Birds r chirping merrily as a brand new day begins, so enjoy lovely morning.
* Singing birds greet the early morning, another new day has been born. With hands as gentle as can be god is showing his love for u and me.
* The night has been tucked away. Now is the time to kneel to pray, giving thanks to our god for another bright and beautiful day.
* I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.
* God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!
* One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a relationship, one touch can show luv n care & one person like u can make life worth living. God bless u dear!
* Last night, thinking of u, one tear rolled out. I asked, why are u out? Tear said, there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place 4 me
* Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do, re, mi and friendship begins with U and ME!
* Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
* Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.
* Morning doesn't mean getting up & working again. It rather means GOD luvs u so much that he lets u live another day 2 do more of the gud things.
* There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?
* Cell phones can be irritating sometimes. u always have to reload, recharge every now and then. Messages are delayed. But there's one thing I love about it. It connects me to u!
* Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!
* Look outside, it’s so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing for u, birds singing for u, coz last night, I asked them to wish u a Good Morning.
* Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
* I cant text u roses or fax u my heart, id email u kisses but we'd still b apart, i miss u so much i wish u cood c , i care 4 u baby, u mean the world to me.
* When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.
* When God opened the door of heaven,He saw me & asked what is ur wish 4 2day I said lord plz take care of the1 reading this message.
* I've special breakfast 4 u today: A glass of care, a plate of luv, a spoon of peace, a fork of trust & a bowl of prayer. Gud morning & keep smiling.
* • The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
* Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
* • Life is like a piano... white keys represent happiness, black keys for sorrow but only when you go through the white & black keys u hear the MUSIC of LIFE.
* Just an angel of the morning coming to wish u a happy day. Like bubbles I wish ur troubles would brust & drift away leaving u with sunshine & happiness this day.
* Wake up dear love it’s a beautiful day! Angel hugs r coming ur way with loving thoughts where u go. He’s sending down blessing like showers of snow. Catch each blessing, hold it tight,may ur day be happy sunny and bright.
* People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.
* Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
* Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!
* You many meet people better than me, funnier than me, more hilarious than me, but one thing I can say to you, I will 'ALWAYS' be there when they ALL leave YOU! !
* They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
* The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling
* I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
* KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
* When i'm walking in front of u, I’m protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.
* As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
* FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
* In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
* .
* We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!
* There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
* Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
* A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.
* The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)
* I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.
* U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
* How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.
* Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!
* Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
* Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!
* Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!
* Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best! Have a Gud Day
* u're so cute couldn't help but think of u. u sparkle up my life Like fresh morning dew Like the rays of sunshine. u warm up my day. thought I'd let u know u're thought of everyday.
* Peaceful slumber through the night, Awaken with the morning light.Greet with Joy the brand new day, May God guide you on your way.
* Enjoy the little things in life. Family, friendship, luv and being loved. One day you may look back and discover that's all you need in life.
* U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE
* I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.
* What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
* With a cheerful smile and a happy face, you make this world a better place. For if there were just more like you, life would be brighter & better too.
* We live in r dreams but dreams may die. Don't get shattered & never ever cry. The world is big n has lots to give. Pick a new dream & start again. Gud Day
* • Beauty doesn't make luv but luv makes beauty; break everything but never break the heart; Heart is the music, play it but never play with it.
* • Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
* • Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
* Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
* Look into my heart & u’ll see,
* That u’ll always be a special part of me.
* • Simple music can make u sing, a simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy. Hope my simple Hi... will make u smile. Good Morning.
* • The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.
* • GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive
* • Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in rain, otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U.
* • Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.
* To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
* Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
* • If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.
* • To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without even touching... is the miracle called "friendship"
* • A true friend understands when u say ‘I forgot’, waits 4ever when u say ‘just a min’, stays with u when u say ‘leave me alone’ & opens his heart even b4 u knock
* • Memories r treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget u when u r gone, but I'll remember u no matter how long.
* • If yesterday didn't end up the way you planned, don’t loose hope. Just remember, God created today for you to start again. The best is yet to come! GUD MORNING!
* • What's the difference between your and my smile?
* U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
* • Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U! Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U! Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U! Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U!
* • When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.
* What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
* I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb ur tears, don’t throw me after use, but when u feel cold I’ll burn myself 2 warm u coz I Luv U
* Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through
* Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache !
* Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.
* If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
* Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, b'coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
* I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.
* God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true... It's you!
* In a relationship don't you ever use the word "pride"! Because pride can cause the relationship to be broken. Instead use the word "love"!
* Loving u is my hearts joy, it teaches me to be faithful to my personal truth. As I go on from this day I offer u the very heart of mine filled with new unconditional love, pure and everlasting
* The love I have for you is eternal, like the million stars. Through the years it will change. As life grows different, it will adapt. But it will always shine just as bright, and be as beautiful.
* No Shadows to depress U, only joys to surround U, many friends to Love U, God himself to bless U. These r my Wishes for U, for today, tomorrow & Everyday!
* You are the light at the end of the tunnel.You are the love that gives me hope.You are the reason I live And the only one I would die for.
* When two hearts meet the world stops, the only thing you hear is the beating of the other heart there is silence there is peace there is perfect tranquillity. That is the peace that love brings.
* Some say love is like a razor, in which the soul bleeds. I say love is like a flower, in which you are the seed.
* Your angel-like face keeps me unworried and inspires me in everything... Seeing thou heal and wake up every drop of blood in me...
* I would Cross Oceans, countries, I'll climb the highest mountains, and I’ll walk a thousand miles and clime the tallest tree to proclaim that "ILOVE YOU".
* Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true! Gud Morning
* My greatest inspiration is u! u fill my heart with love. Love fills my soul with desire. They combine and fill my mind with words. Then they come back to u.
* Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one such person.
* I don't regret the things I have done & the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you.
* May your salty day be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky. In short have a Yummy day!
* Not every bird can dance, but peacock did that. Not every flower can represent LUV, but Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach up to HEART, but u did.
* True love weeps, when you smile. And true love smiles, when you weep alone, 'cause love means to weep and smile together, love means to smile and weep together among.
* What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Luv U!
* Faith makes everything possible; Hope makes everything work; Luv makes everything beautiful. May u have all the 3 as u begin each day. Gud Morning
* Don't u think it's amazing how 1minute u don't care if ur perfect and u don't care what people think about u. Then 1 single soul comes along and hits ur weak spot and all the sudden u go through each day trying to be perfect for them.
* Distance keeps us apart, but our hearts keep us deep close inside. Looking upon the sky, I see your eyes and feel your love.
* Life is a book, we all read it; Luv is blessing, we all need it. Always b Happy, always have a Smile, Remember in this World we r just for While.
* Love is like finding a needle in a haysack, once you find it it's hard to find again
* A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing
* Painting is a feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read it. Luv is precious, b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.
* • I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
* Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day
* Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!
Santa Banta
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
• Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
• Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
• Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
• Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
• Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
• Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
• Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
• Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
• Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
• Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.
• Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
• Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
• Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
• Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
• Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
• A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
• Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
• Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?
• Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
• Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
• Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
• Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?
• Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
• Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms."
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets.
• Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.
• Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?
Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!
• Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
• At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
• Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
• Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
• Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
• Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
• Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
• What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
• Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
• Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
• Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
• Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
• Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
• Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
• Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats....
• Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
• Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
• Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
• Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
• Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
• Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
• Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Shayari SMS
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
• Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,
Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab,
Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye.
• Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
• Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe, humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.
• Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
• Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.
• Aapki muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena jaruri hai?
• Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
• Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
• Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko,
Suraj ki har kiran, nai subeh de apko,
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain,
• Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.
• Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.
• Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum,
Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.
• Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
• Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.
• Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain, Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.
• Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
• Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.
• Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega
Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisis bhoot se kam ho?
• Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
• Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane, Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
• Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.
• Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.
• Ramchandra keh gaye siya se aisa kalyug aayega,
Ek dost ek taraf se SMS karega, doosra apna paisa bachayega.
• Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,
Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho,
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.
• Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
• Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
• Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,
Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi
Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,
Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.
• Zindagi Taj Mahal ho jaye,
Chandani khil ke kamal ho jaye,
Tum jo ban jaao dost mere,
Dil ki dhadkan bhi ek Ghazal ho jaye.
• Kudrat ke karishmon mein agar raat na hoti,
To khwab mein unse mulaqat na hoti,
Wo wada to kar gaye ki ayenge khwab mein,
Mare khushi ke neend na aye to kya karen.
• Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar, Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah, Dil ko hai tujh se na milne ka yakeen, Tujh se milne ki dua apni jagah.
• Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan waste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rulaan waset,
Tussi ek vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jawange tuhanu manaan vaste!
• Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte.
• Ae dil unki yaad mein rona fizul hai, ansu anmol hai, inko khona fizul hai,
Rote uske liye hain jo tum pe nisar ho, uske liye kya rona jiske ashiq hazaar hon
• Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna.
• Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.
• Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
• Raate gumnam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum jindgi kuch is tarah jite hai,
Ki har lamha sirf dosto ke hi naam hota hai.
• Kya kahun tujhe? Khwab kahun to toot jayega, dil kahun to bikhar jayega,
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega!
• Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
• Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!
• Yun to kisika peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahin karte,
Ittefaq ki baat hai ye hamari dosti varna,
Itna kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahin karte.
• Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho pani banke,
Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke,
Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur,
Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke.
• Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai,
Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai,
Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera,
Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai.
• Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga;
Oye agge ki?
Agge Ghora
• Akhan di benuri changi nahi hundi,
Sajna kolon doori changi nahi hundi,
Kade kade tan milya kar,
Har vele majboori changi nahi hundi.
• Khushiyon par fizaon ka pehra hai,
Na jane kis umeed pe dil thehra hai,
Teri ankhon se jhalakte dard ki kasam,
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai.
• Chand pe kali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao dunia se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hasi aati toh hogi!
• Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote nahi,
Jagti ankhon mein bhi khawab hote hai,
Zaroori nahi k gam mein ansu nikle,
Muskurati ankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain.
• Kal tera viah hoju, sada dil te akhian roan giyan,
Asin granth sahib chuk k laijange terian lavan kidan hongian.
• Yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai main jana chod diya,
Aap ne SMS karna kya band kiya, humne mobile charge karna chod diya!
• Moat k baad yaad aa raha hai koi, mitti meri kabr se utha raha hai koi,
Ya khuda do pal ki mohlat aur de de, udas meri kabr se ja raha hai koi.
• Sehmi-2 nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge,
Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge,
Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho,
Aap har gam bhula denge.
• Rok deo mere janaze nu mere vich jaan aa gai hai,
Saaleyo peeche mudh ke dekho SHARAB di dukan aa gai hai….CHEERS!
• Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira ti sunai dega.
• Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.
• Kal Mila Waqt To Zufain Teri Suljha Doonga,
Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein,
Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hein Uljhee Zulfain,
Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Mein
• Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, jab hum hi na rahenge to dosti kaun karega,
Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega.
• Suni zindagi mein halchal si mehsoos hui, bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
Jane aaj kyu aisa laga, shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui.
• Kaun rakhta hai yaad namo ko, log chehre tak bhul jate hai,
Tum samandar ki baat karte ho, log aankho me dub jate hai.
• Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga, pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun phir usse mera ka khayal aaya hoga.
• Humne socha tha ki shayad, hum hi chahte hai tumko, par tumhe chahne wala to kafila nikla,
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar khuda se, paar khuda bhi tera chahne wala nikla.
• Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hian ki
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.
• Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
• Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Funny SMS
• Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
• In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.
• Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.
• Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.
• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
• Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sifr ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
• Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
• Can't believe after all the **** they have been through they're still together............Who?
Your bum cheeks!!
• Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha!
• SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand
I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice ***!!!
• A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'
• Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
• When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, I need ur hand 2 catch, wen I win, I need ur hand 2 pat. In short:Ye Haath Mujhe De De Thakur
• Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.
• So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie.
• The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai.......
• Geeta Sar: SMS kar aur bhool ja, reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi jaata, Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!
• Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
• God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.
• I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!
• When words fail... eyes work,
when eyes fail... heart works,
and when heart fails... to kya?,
samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU'
• The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
• Geet Ka Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badta hai, isiliye he praani tu bill ka moh tyag de aur SMS kar, isi se tera manushaya janm safal hoga.
• Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
• Tum sada haste raho, sada muskurate raho, khush raho, gun-gunate raho, hamesha mast raho. Mera kya hai, log tumhe hi PAGAL kahenge!
• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
• Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
• I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
• Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
• Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
• If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any down payment.......log onto our website: www.kutteapniaukatmeinrah.com.
• Mom: Andy, where r u off to now?
Son: I`m gonna join the army.
Mom: But, legally u r only an infant.
Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.
• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...
• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!
• Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose?
Your Own Stupid!
• When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!
• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!
If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.
• Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.
• Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
• If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
• Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
• Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
• Namaskar. This is All India Anti -Sleep Association Mid Night Service. Our Aim is 2 Disturb the Sleep of Others. Thank You.
• A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.
• Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.
• When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.
• Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.
• Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.
• Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!
• Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
• Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.
• Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.
• A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
• Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai raata bhatak gaye hain.
• Can't believe that after all the **** that's happened between them, they are still together.
Who?
Ur bums.
If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
• All mornings r like a painting, u need a little inspiration to get u going, a little smile to brighten it & a message from someone who cares to color ur day.
• Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.
• A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they are accepted, liked & appreciated. So, here's a big smile just for U
• Painting is a feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read it. Luv is precious, b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.
• Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
• Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache !
• A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing
• Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has Adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.
• I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb ur tears, don’t throw me after use, but when u feel cold I’ll burn myself 2 warm u coz I Luv U.
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r nitrates
Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.
• Cherish things while u still hv them b4 they r gone & u'll realize how precious they really r. Life can only b understood backwards but it must b lived forward.
• What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?
• Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.
• I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine.
• We live in r dreams but dreams may die. Don't get shattered & never ever cry. The world is big n has lots to give. Pick a new dream & start again. Gud Day.
• Beauty doesn't make luv but luv makes beauty; break everything but never break the heart; Heart is the music, play it but never play with it.
• Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
• Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
• Simple music can make u sing, a simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy. Hope my simple Hi... will make u smile. Good Morning.
The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.
• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
• GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive
• Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in rain, otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U.
• Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.
• To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
• If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.
• To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without even touching... is the miracle called "friendship"
• A true friend understands when u say ‘I forgot’, waits 4ever when u say ‘just a min’, stays with u when u say ‘leave me alone’ & opens his heart even b4 u knock
• Memories r treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget u when u r gone, but I'll remember u no matter how long.