Three explorator (an American, French and English) got shipwrecked on an uncharted island and were caught by savages living there. They tied them and brought them before their chief.
The savage chief quickly assembled his tribe and turned toward the American and asked him "Death or Bookah?" . The American, not knowing what Bookah was, thought that it had to be better than death, therefore after a few minutes of reflexion, answered fearfully: "Bookah". Hearing that, the chief grinned and turned towards his tribe and called for the biggest monstrous savage out there. The big man then stepped forth and proceeded by raping the American in the a**. Afterwards, the American was let free.
Next, the chief turned towards the French explorator and asked him the same questions: "Death or Bookah?" Still under shock by the American's outcome, the French guy thought for a while and decided that he didn't want to die. So he also answered "Bookah". Once more, the chief grinned and gave the French guy the same outcome as the American.
Finally, he turned towards the English and once more asked "Death or Bookah?". The English, who has the most pride in himself out of the three explorators, thought: "I am not afraid of death. I would rather die than be humiliated like this.". Therefore, he replied proudly "DEATH!!!".
Upon hearing this, the chief turned back towards his people and with a thunderous voice, shouted: "DEATH BY BOOKAH!!!"