Rich man, poor man! Made me laugh!?

Question

There was a rich guy and a poor guy sitting together in a bar. The poor guy says "Well I must be going because I don't have that much money so I must go" (he stands, ready to leave) The rich guy says "No, sit down and I will buy you more drinks."
Poor guy: "Alright, but just one more, I really have to be getting home. It is my wife and I's anniversary"
Rich guy: "Really? My wife and I's anniversary was last week!"
Poor guy: "what did you get her?"
Rich guy: "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes"
Poor guy: "what made you decide to get her those?"
Rich guy: "Oh, I figured that if she didn't like the diamond ring, she could drive it back to the jewelers. So, what did you get your wife?"
Poor guy: "I got her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo"
Rich guy: "What made you decide to get her those?"
Poor guy: I figured that if she didn't like the flip-flops, she could go f**k herself."

Answer 1

heheh great joke. made me laugh like crazy! HERE have a star! LOL

Answer 2

OMG Hahahahaha star

Answer 3

Brilliant!! Made me laugh so have a star.

Answer 4

Hahahahahahaha, hope you like your flip-flops. have a star you've earned it with that one.

Answer 5

lol, I would give u a star, but dont know how to do this

Answer 6

Made me laugh as well. Cheers!!!

Answer 7

Liked it.

Answer 8

that was brill lmao have a star

Answer 9

i like it alot, made me lol.



star



xx

Answer 10

rofl

Answer 11

lol

Answer 12

that made me chuckle lol

Answer 13

very amusing!