my car crash?

Question

ok so im driving along and i stop at a red light and all of a sudden errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr crash i get out of my car and the other guy looks at me and its that one look where it says "its all your fault" and then he just yells "WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU DOING 80!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
so after some more staring we take each others information and when were done mines all neat and stuff(looks like the declaration of independence ) and when i look at his did they have a seizure writing this its like theres some fake algebra stuff and dude theres like a 24 digit phone digit going on here and whats this what is this is that a monkey f****** a coconut is youre name MFC like what are they gonna say to you hello Mr. Monkey F****** a Coconut may i take youre order then i look around and there are people everywhere theres people coming out of bushes building bleachers and complete strangers are discussing it. theres even the BOOM parade going down the road was it funny????

Answer 1

I want some of whatever you are smokin !

Answer 2

with a bit of luck you will no longer witness something tragic like this lower back, yet once you do; call 911 and go over to enable them to appreciate that help is on the way, it is likewise possible to stay with them till the ambulance arrives in case you're prepared to.

Answer 3

wow, I am lost.

Answer 4

wuh?