The wost joke in the world?

Question

I got this 'joke' as an answer to one of my questions.

What would you get if you crossed an elephant and a rhino... "ele-if-rhi-no"

Can anyone do any worse?

Answer 1

Education, Education, Education

Answer 2

What Ho !, and greetings.



There's this bloke that walks into a pub.

"Ouch!" he went.



That surely ranks among the worst possible "jokes"



As for the camel talking to the elephant, picking up on your elephant thing,

The elephant says "Why have you got your t*ts on your back?"

The camel replies "Thats' fine, coming from you with your d*ck in the middle of your face"



One must have a giggle.



Cheers,

Bob.

Answer 3

George Bush.

Answer 4

What do you get when you cross a computer with a prostitute?

A F**kin' Know it All.



What do you get when you cross a computer with a catholic nun?

A computer that won't go down on you.



What do you get when you cross a computer with a musk ox?

A Hairy (Harry) Reasoner (A famous news Commentator in the U.S.)





A man is outside sitting on the lawn and cutting the grass with fingernail clippers.



The postman comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"



The man says, "This is all there is, there isn't any mower."



All really, really BAD, don't you think? (Does a thumbs down mean you think its really, really GOOD? AHH! Human mentality always shows through by what you laugh at!)

Answer 5

A few knock knock jokes :-



KK..

WT..

Nicholas

NWho

Nicholas girls should n't climb up trees.



KK

WT

Adolf

AWho

A dolf ball hit me in de mouff dats why I'm talking funny.



KK

WT

An Irish burglar.

Answer 6

A man takes his pet girafffe into the bar and orders it a double whiskey. The giraffe drinks it and promptly passes out in heap on the floor.



The bar tender says "Oi mate you can't leave that lyin' there"



The man says, "it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."





WORST JOKE EVER!

Answer 7

I like the spaceship one... but here's another pointless joke:



So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.



They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.



And one of them yells "Damn, it's hot in here!"



And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

Answer 8

wanna hear a dirty joke? Thre pig fell in the mud.

Pretty bad, huh? OK then -

Pete & Repeat were on a boat, Pete fell off...who was left?

Answer 9

this is the worst joke ever because everyone has heard it





Q: what do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo

















A: a wooly jumper

Answer 10

the United states postal service

Answer 11

This is from a published jokebook, i heard whilst watching the comedy channel.



Q.Why did the plane crash?

A. Because the pilot was a tomato.

Answer 12

hahahah i think your right 100% u made the worst joke hahahaha

it was badly funny

but i think all the ones one here are

X X X X X

Answer 13

Why is 6 sh*tting itself?



Because 7 ate 9.

Answer 14

Q) Why did the chicken cross the playground??













A) To get to the other Slide!



The groans are deafening.........

Answer 15

This joke was told to me by a kindergarden age child when I was in high school



Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Sailboat.

Sailboat who?

Spaceship.



Worst yet funniest joke I've ever heard.

Answer 16

What did door say to women?



Get off my Nob!

Answer 17

A seal walks into a club...

Answer 18

i think any joke that uses these types of answers ranks in "the worst" category:

example:

"pardon me roy...is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"

(pardon me roy...is that the chatanooga choo choo?)



or

"silly rabbi...kicks are for trids"

(silly rabbit...trix are for kids) -

trix = gross american sugary cereal



the jokes are so bad, i only remember the punchlines.

my dad seems to like these jokes the best.

Answer 19

Try as I did, I couldn't bring myself to beat that one.

Answer 20

why did the the plane crash?



Because the pilot was a piece of toast.



Where do gay people put their tents?



A camp

Answer 21

Some of these were quite funny!

Answer 22

Q:whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?





A:Being raped!!!

Answer 23

The stupidest joke ever!!!!



Ok here goes......



Q.Why are fire engines red in colour?



Ans.

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fire engines have ladders.

ladders have steps.

steps are one foot apart.

foot can be measured using rulers.

a ruler can be a king or a queen.

elizabeth is the queen of england.

elizabeth is also the name of a ship.

ships float on water.

water has fishes.

fishes have fins.

fins are the people of finland.

the colour of the national flag of finland is red.

So, fire engines are red.........

Answer 24

knock knock

who's there

doctor

doctor who



how did you know?

Answer 25

Yes...



A man walks into a bar... and says 'ow'.

Answer 26

yes

two cows in a field

one says "moo"

the other says "i was going to say that"



boom boom

Answer 27

yep thats bad!!

Answer 28

nope

Answer 29

not funny