Little Johnny in class?

Question

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a
sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my
granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was
fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see
Rock City and I was fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you to use the word 'fascinate...'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the
word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his offering.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her breasts are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

Answer 1

Very good Murph.

Answer 2

Intresting one LOL!!!!

Another from me>>>>>>>>

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None.", replied Johnny,"cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married? "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking!"

Answer 3

ahahahahahaha lovely lil Johnny!!!!! Star for you Murphy!

Answer 4

That makes me want to vomit.

Answer 5

that was cute hawkeye