Finish this sentence, funniest and best wins 10 points!!!?

Question

While I was watching TV last night, this weird guy came over to my house and knocked on my door. When I opened it, he ran inside, grabbed a spoon and said........

Last night, my friend and I were out for a walk, when, laying on the sidewalk, was David Archuleta. When we walked up to him, he started saying................

Last night, a Chimp got into my house. He went into my bedroom, took one of my teddybears, and said................

The strangest thing is going on with my TV. Everytime I try to change the channel, it turns off. Finally, last weekend, it...............

Answer 1

1. GET IN MY BELLY! (austin powers)

2. With one of his last breaths, "tell simon... to go f u c k himself." The he died.

3. "MWAAAAHHHAHAHA!!!" then started to tear it apart, then eat the plastic eyeballs.

4. and started belting out the tune, ''my heart will go on" in chinese

Answer 2

1.While I was watching TV last night, this weird guy came over to my house and knocked on my door. When I opened it, he ran inside, grabbed a spoon and fed it to my cat, and ate the cat.



2. Last night, my friend and I were out for a walk, when, laying on the sidewalk, was David Archuleta. When we walked up to him, he started saying "Im forming a kill David Cook club. Our attack starts at dawn tomorrow. Wanna join?"



3.Last night, a Chimp got into my house. He went into my bedroom, took one of my teddybears, and said " Momma?!"



4.The strangest thing is going on with my TV. Everytime I try to change the channel, it turns off. Finally, last weekend, it married the refrigerator, and created the ice box.

Answer 3

While I was watching TV last night, this weird guy came over to my house and knocked on my door. When I opened it, he ran inside, grabbed a spoon and said........'If you don't put 'Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on right this second, you really don't wanna know where I'm gonna ram this spoon!!!!'



Last night, my friend and I were out for a walk, when, laying on the sidewalk, was David Archuleta. When we walked up to him, he started saying................'I'M GAY'





Last night, a Chimp got into my house. He went into my bedroom, took one of my teddybears, and said................'I'm now going to take this back to my home planet to show my leader what humans mate with.'





The strangest thing is going on with my TV. Everytime I try to change the channel, it turns off. Finally, last weekend, it...............grew legs, ran out onto the street, sprouted jetpacks and started flying around, writing out the words 'I love you'

Answer 4

While I was watching TV last night, this weird guy came over to my house and knocked on my door. When I opened it, he ran inside, grabbed a spoon and said, "you know, spooning leads to forking!"



Last night, my friend and I were out for a walk, when, laying on the sidewalk, was David Archuleta. When we walked up to him, he started saying, "I need ya boo... gotta see ya boo."



Last night, a Chimp got into my house. He went into my bedroom, took one of my teddybears, and said, "WTF?!"



The strangest thing is going on with my TV. Everytime I try to change the channel, it turns off. Finally, last weekend, it yelled "Hey Dumbass! You are hitting the power button!"

Answer 5

While I was watching TV last night, this weird guy came over to my house and knocked on my door. When I opened it, he ran inside, grabbed a spoon and said, "Come on!! It's bring your own spoon night!"



Last night, my friend and I were out for a walk, when, laying on the sidewalk, was David Archuleta. When we walked up to him, he started saying - sorry i cant think of anything



Last night, a chimp got into my house. He went into my bedroom, took one of my teddybears, and said "WIll you marry me?"



The strangest thing is going on with my TV. Everytime I try to change the channel, it turns off. Finally, last weekend, it formed a face on the screen and said "Gosh stop trying to change me! I am who I am!!"

Answer 6

1. "This ice cream tastes like moldy cheese!"



2. "...And now I wonder...if I could fall into the sky. Do you think time would pass me by. 'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you...Tonight."



3. "How long have you two been dating?" While looking back and forth between me and the teddy bear.



4. Shouted at me," I want to watch this show! Quit trying to change the channel, because it's not going to work!"

Answer 7

1. well, I don't have a mirror and I want to look good on date.



2. I want to know, how smaller stars look from here.



3. first time I have seen a baby bear without bones!



4. changed the channel.

Answer 8

Last night, a Chimp got into my house. He went into my bedroom, took one of my teddybears, and said................ "Look, I know you miss us, but we've found you now, lets go back home to our family!"



The only one I can be bothered to do/think for :)



Hope it's good enough to get the 10 points!

Answer 9

1. My fork is lonely.



2. Why am I famous?



3. My fork is lonely.



4. ... asked where the chimp was. (Taylor had a good one.)

Answer 10

1) ....give me pudding.



2) ....this is the time of my life, more than a name or face in the crowd i know this is the time, this is the time of my liiiife... oh hey kids, did u vote for me?



3) ....this is my best friend..?



4) .....stopped turning off but now it wont turn on. hmm CABLE GUY!

Answer 11

While I was watching TV last night, this weird guy came over to my house and knocked on my door. When I opened it, he ran inside, grabbed a spoon and said......... i'm old greg!!!!!

Answer 12

1.Yum. And got naked an ran into the t.v. so he was now in the show.



2.OO EE



3.Can I do this?



4.Pooped out a cow.

Answer 13

1. it's peanut butter jelly time!.....(I couldn't think of a funny one for this!)



2. hey, baby-be-boo...I gotta see ua boo, (whilst grinning insanely, of course!)



3. "Can I stay the night here...cause that da*% roomie of mine snores like a son of a b*%#@!!



4. told me that it wasn't EVER going to be turned on by me...I'm just not his type!

Answer 14

1. I needed something to eat my sandwich with



2. (he started singing the song damaged)



3. i feel lucky



4. started to make chili

Answer 15

1."for narnia!!!" and tried to kill us with the spoon



2."narnia... i have failed you *cough*



3."this is it the teddy bear i nead to finally defeat all evil in narnia"



4. started working again but on only one channel wich was view, view, view, wich plays reruns of the view over and over again. oh yeah narnia!!!

Answer 16

1 "beam me up, scotty"



2 those "idol" judges are crazy



3 this is jane - me bring to tarzan



4 turns on/off my lights/celing fan

Answer 17

were is your ice cream. what are u doing in my room. i get night mears. said stop watching so much tv.

Answer 18

do you hv cornflakes n camel milk..



hmm..so u lk me huh? lezz go hv fun..



lezz go fr a ride..



gave an announcement.."i am tellin u since ages..buy a new tv.."



lol



^_^

Answer 19

1...ate all my pudding



2...I cant sing its all a fake



3...this aint my mamma



4...blew up