Has anyone asked Dear Abby a question and not received an answer? If so these may make you feel better.?

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Has anyone asked Dear Abby a question and not received an answer? If so these may make you feel better.?
LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
Middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties.
These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or
Leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

(I love this one!!)
Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Answer 1

ROFL... these are great!

Answer 2

hi King of, My call is Clowmy. Sorry a female on no account provides her age or birthday and a gentleman could on no account ask.. I had some college yet i on no account end. I stay in a splash city of Olivehurst , Ca U.S. I ingredient if someone is in love with somebody they could provide an dating a shot and notice if the two considered one of you are the mind-blowing ones for an further. How else are you going to tell? Friendship is a distinctive style of affection. a real buddy will on no account tell your secrets and techniques to all of us. a chum will constantly be there for you. a chum will help out any time you go with them. a chum is there to stay.. LOL LOL.. a chum. Clowmy

Answer 3

Dear Abby,



Why did Pres Clinton say he never smoked weed, and then say he didn't inhale? Why did he say he never had sex with that woman, and then had seamen on her dress?

Answer 4

Dear Abby,

have you seen this dude??

Answer 5

hahahahah they should use these to motivate kids to get an education..."or perhaps one day, just one day, dear abby won't reply to u"

Answer 6

great ones are those!!

Answer 7

^_^ that was funny



thanks a lot

Answer 8

those are funny