Funny joke?

Question

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, on an airliner bound for Texas, finds herself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans, and a cowboy hat. Thinking herself above the old cowboy, she decides to make sport of him.

"You know," she says, "I've heard these flights go much more quickly if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.

So, let's talk."

The cowboy looks at her wryly and says, "Well I s'pose that'd be all right, m'am. What'd ya like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says Hillary with a slight hint of sarcasm. "How about Iraq?"

"Hmm," says the cowboy, sensing an attempt to perhaps belittle him, "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first: Horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet a deer passes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse makes muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

Dumbfounded, Senator Clinton replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me, then," says the cowboy with a smile. "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss Iraq when you don't know s#!t?

Answer 1

I think you are cute and so was your joke.

Answer 2

Excellent.

Answer 3

Nice one! Pick on Hilary all you want, she isn't any better qualified to run the country than any of the other idiots "applying" for the job...

Answer 4

its ok... but now i'm gonna tell ya another wel three more jokes





Wanna hear a clean joke? a man got in the bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man.... LOL



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there were these three men. the first one said lets see who penus is the longest. they said ok. the second one pulls he's out it was 2 ft. long the third one pulled he's out it was 3 ft long. the first one said yal can't laugh at it and they said ok. he pulled he's out it went over the road through the fields and around the mountains. they sarted luaghing. he said that yal said yal were'nt gonna luagh they said they weren't laaughing he's penus they were luaghing at the 18 wheeler cumming.



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there were these 2 brunets and 1 stuppid blond. they were hiding from the police. they sal a barn inside were three bags. they heard the police comming so they hopped in the bags. the police stopped at the barn one of them went in the barn he said there was only three bags in there the other police said well see wats in side. so he kicks the bag with one of the brunets in it and she said! MEOW. he said its just a stupid cat. then he kicks the other with the other brunet in it and she said! Wolf Wolf. he said it was just a stupid dog. soi then he kicks the one with the stupid blond in it and she says! PATATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Answer 5

funny my prof told this to the my class last week

Answer 6

funny

Answer 7

funny

Answer 8

i've heard different variations but that was funny as hell

Answer 9

Not funny.

Answer 10

I liked it, much funnier than others i have read, good on you!!!!!!!

SPREAD THE LOVE!!!!!

Answer 11

hmmmmm

Answer 12

omg lol best politacol joke EVER!!

Answer 13

good one.