comebacks?

Question

okay i found out 2 comebacks myself and dunno if they are good or not please tell me

1.
Someone: thats the lamest comebacks ever!!!!
Me:That's because i got them from your mom

2:
Someone: Your mom/dad
Me: You got 2 moms/dads and you are adopted

If these aren't good please give me good ones thanks!

Answer 1

ja ja that was soo lame...but thats ok i'll help you out...



~your mama is like burger king, have it your way...

~your mom is like a door knob, every one gets a turn

~your mom is so loose its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

~your mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound

~your mama is so nasty that she puts salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh...



i have alot more if you want to know more...

Answer 2

I don't really like either of them, they're pretty much... cliche. Sorry. Here's what I think:

1. Someone: That's the lamest comeback ever!!!

You: At least I can come up with one. (Because saying a comeback is lame is probably the worst comeback everrr)



2. Someone: Your mom/dad.

You: (for your dad) "At least I know he's my real dad!"

(for your mom) "Oh, shut up, I know you're hot for her."

Answer 3

the first 1 would be good if u took off ur mom

i dont care much 4 the 2nd 1

Answer 4

is it for real?? then if so, it is bad!!

you should not say words against your mom!!

even if its a joke, still mom's filing would be hurt..

and also, dont include adopted childrens on your comebacks!! God wouldnt like it..

ty and change it.. :]

Answer 5

i had a "come" back but i left it in your mums mouth :O