Joke - New Boots?

Question

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!" To which Bessie replies,







"Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

Answer 1

I'm already practising my accent so I can TELL this one!



Have a star you star.









Er, excuse my ignorance - but I take it "snowbirds" means that they are 'elderly'?

(Never heard that expression before, but I like it.)

Answer 2

right would be looking up if He had a hat. get it.

Answer 3

cool

Answer 4

Now thats a cracker and thanks for the laugh and have a star.

Answer 5

ha ha ha funny

Answer 6

ROTFL!!! Thanks for the laughs and here's a big star for you! :D

Answer 7

lmao!!! good one!

Answer 8

lmao...nice :)