1) There is a man in the middle of a desert. He is dead. He is naked. He is holding a straw. There is no one around him. There us nothing around him.
How did he get there?
**He was on a hot-air balloon with some other people, and it started to lose hot air. Everyone took off their clothes and threw them overboard to make it lighter, but it still wasn't working.
So they drew straws to see who would jump out of the balloon in order to save the others...
2) A man walks into a bar, asked the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and points the gun to the man's head. The man says, "Thank You" and walks away! Why???
Answer: The man had hiccups...
When the bartender held the gun to his head, he got scared..it stopped him from having another hiccup.
3) There is a town in Texas where 5% of all the people living there have unlisted phone numbers. If you selected 100 names at random from the town's phone directory, on average, how
many of these people would have unlisted phone numbers?
THE ANSWER:
None. You will not find unlisted phone numbers in a phone directory.
4) How can you physically stand behind your friend as he physically stands behind you?
THE ANSWER:
By standing back to back.
Hope these help :)