a poem about me............?

Question

i awoke early this morning,the earth lay cool and still.
when suddenly a tiny bird perched on my window sill,
he sang a song so lovely,so carefree and so gay,
that slowly all my troubles began to slip away,
he sang of far off places,of laughter and of fun,
it seemed his very chirping brought up the morning sun,
i stirred beneath the covers,crept slowly out of bed,
and gently shut the window,
and crushed his f##king head.
I'M NOT A MORNING PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ps.well cheesed off they violationed my last joke.it was quite funny i thought!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

NON-MORNING PPL UNITE....just not before noon.

Answer 2

You only thought that you crushed his f##king head,

The truth be told, you missed him by a mile instead.

He flew to the nearest tree and sang loud and clear

Announcing to the whole world a new day was here

Soon the sun appeared in the east began a new quest

In the middle at noon and then set in the west

Leaving contentment and peace along the way

Good Morning to you! You have slept the fuckin' day away!!!

Answer 3

That reminds me of another poem by Tim Burton entitled "Jimmy the Hideous Penguin Boy" and it goes like this...

"Hi my name is Jimmy

but my friends just call me

the hideous penguin boy."

Answer 4

Scream-i dont like mornings either!

im still laughing at that tho!! xx

Answer 5

i thought that was such a nice cheesey poem but the twist in the end wow i didnt expect that

Answer 6

You obviously copied this from someone else, the poem was very good, the ending must have been your work, sort of funny, but very crude.

Answer 7

Well...it was unique...and told us about you. Though I feel bad for the bird.

Answer 8

I think that is hilarious! and the Poetry isn't to bad either.

Answer 9

Ha ha ha.!!!

Good one Toolbox.!!!

10/10.!!!

Neither am I a morning person.!!!

Answer 10

Have a star. I just bursted out laughing when I read your joke. What a joke it was. Thanks so much. I am still giggling. lol

Answer 11

You did not write it, I thought it was to nice to be true.

Answer 12

lmao nice one

Answer 13

i so identify mornings should not be allowed

Answer 14

Very good n very dissapointing.

Answer 15

You really had me going...