r..e...a...d t..h..i..s j..o...k..e?

Question

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many
many years. First guy asks the second guy,

"How have things been going?"

The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy,

"I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."

The first guy says in amazement, "Hey; you don't stutter any
more."

The answer comes, " Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a
d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e
t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k s..l..o..w..l..y I
w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."

The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how
he was almost married.

"W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I
w..e..r..e s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r
p..o..r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s
s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d
I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e
a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d, s..h..e c..o u l d
d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e
t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m..y
f..a..c..e.."

"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the
first friend.

" W..e..l..l, I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y,
t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e
l..o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e
w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s"

Answer 1

it was just ok

Answer 2

10/10

Answer 3

Ha ha, so u r in Laugh Loudly Group

Answer 4

50%

Answer 5

haha shouldve said it faster heh

Answer 6

keep writing more jokes ure funny.

Answer 7

hahaha funny

Answer 8

lol! that was a joke worth reading!

Answer 9

funny

Answer 10

very bad

Answer 11

haha

Answer 12

ok 50%

Answer 13

lame

Answer 14

lol..very funny..hahaha..

Answer 15

V.e.r.y...g.o.o.d.....

Answer 16

10/10!!! lol!

Answer 17

lmao!

Answer 18

good

Answer 19

LMAO

Answer 20

Good one.....................But whats 'balls'?

Answer 21

lmao..nice!!!

Answer 22

great joke, i'm gonna use this one. Thanks!

Answer 23

lol...