Just as comic as they are philosophical; when these came my way the other day, I thought: 'This is the ultimate collection of THIS type of question'. So I saved it off.
"Please i need you to answer!?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?
If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?
If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
What is the speed of dark?
How come we never hear about gruntled employees? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
If vegetable oil is made of vegetables, and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of?What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?"