Is this a long joke or what?

Question

A warehouse security guard supervisor suddenly had to take a week off
to take care of his wife at the hospital. The security company couldn't
find a qualified replacement in such short notice so the manager asked
his cousin for help. His cousin had just taken a month long vacation so
had plenty of time but nothing to do immediately agreed to fill that
temporary position saying, "With my experience, the job would seem like
a piece of cake."

The new security supervisor took the night shift with a month old guard.
On the 1st night, half way through the shift, a tearing sound
sound came from inside the warehouse. The new guard who was sitting
just outside the push door watching the sleeping supervisor immediately
alerted him. The supervisor said, "Don't worry, it's the mouse. Trust me,
it's the d_mn hungry mouse, I know." He went back to sleep again.

On the second night, half way through the shift, a loud metal dropping
sound came from the inside. Again, the new guard alerted the sleeping new
supervisor. The new supervisor said,"Don't worry, is the d_mn cat. Trust
me is the cat who chased the d_mn mouse and bumped the empty can off the
shelf, I know." He went back to sleep again.

On the 3rd night, half way through the shift, all the lights inside the
warehouse suddenly went off. So, the new guard alerted the sleeping new
supervisor. The new supervisor said, "Don't worry, is the d_mn dog.
Trust me, it's the d_mn dog that chase that d_mn cat and tripped off the
wire, I know." He went back to sleep again.

On the 4th night, half way through the shift, there was light flashing
inside the warehouse. So, the new guard alerted the sleeping new
supervisor. The new supervisor said, "Don't worry, is the d_mn hole.
The hole that was created when the mouse bit off the wooden wall. The
wind blows in through the hole so the lamp that hangs to the chain on
the ceiling swings. Trust me, is the hole, I know."

On the 5th night, half way through the shift, there was a human shadow
inside the warehouse. So, the new guard alerted the sleeping new
supervisor. The new supervisor said, "Don't worry, it's the d_mn monkey.
The d_mn monkey broke out of the zoo and saw the dark hole thinking
that it's a mountain cave so came inside. Trust me, is the monkey, I
know."

On the 6th night, half way through the shift, there was machine sound
inside the warehouse. The new guard quickly alerted the sleeping new
supervisor. The new supervisor said, "Don't worry, it's the forklift.
The monkey thinks that he is in the circus show. Trust me, it's the
forklift, I know."

On the 7th night, half way through the shift, the new guard discover
that the entire warehouse became empty. He immediately blowed the
whistle to wake his sleeping new supervisor up and told him what
happened inside. The new supervisor closed his eyes back and said,
"Don't worry, it's the management. The management has moved all the
goods to a new site because this warehouse has a hole on the wall. You
are getting relocated tomorrow. Trust me, it's the management, I know."
The new guard asked, "Man, you are like a genius you know. What was
your real job?" The new supervisor said, "I am an immigration officer
on vacation."

Answer 1

Yeah it's okay and yes it's very long :)

Answer 2

I'll give this joke a rating of 3 out of 5.

Not a very good joke nor a very bad joke

Answer 3

It is long but it is not a joke. Jokes are supposed to be funny at the end. If you think the last line is a punchline, it must be the world's dullest, meaningless punchline ever.

Answer 4

Far too long. I got bored very quickly

Answer 5

Alright Mate

It was ok , but not one of your best, ...keep up the good work young man...

Answer 6

it's a very long but a joke which is not that good but good enough.

Answer 7

yes it is a long joke and not a very funny one..:(..sorry