Funny Joke?

Question

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely poop my pants."

Answer 1

That is hilarious. Who did you hear it from. Well Ii gto a joke too . It's a blonde joke though. Ok so this blonde goes to best buy and she wants to buy a fridge. So she goes up to a sales person that works thre and says how much is this fridge. The person says that we dont sell to blondes. So then the blonde died her hair brown and the next day comes back and the salesperson tells her the same thing. SO she goes and tottally shaves her hair off. She comes back o bestbuy and the salesperson says we dont except blondes. So she says"But I'n not a blonde" and the sales person says "Well first of all thats a microwave"

hahahahahahaahahahhaha hilarious!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

I got a chuckle out of it, so it's good in my opinion. The best part is the kid out smarts the teacher by using the word correctly.

Answer 3

Kinda

Answer 4

wow people are jerks. they really are. the joke is funny iv heard it before but still its nice of you to put a joke on. so if they hate it then why do they waste there time commenting it??? because there IMMATURE



nice job tho =]

Answer 5

Hey! That's funny! I've heard funnier! Sorry! Funnier things can be found on http://www.funny.com. That is funny stuff, 'K.

Answer 6

Not bad at all.



Made me giggle like a little girl.

Answer 7

I had already read that somewhere but yea funny joke.

Answer 8

bravo i think terrance and philps have their work cutt out for em after that one

Answer 9

Heard it B4, but OMG I still LOVE IT! LOL!

Answer 10

LOL! ROFL! This Is So Fu*king Funny

Answer 11

ickky but funny

Answer 12

okish...

i've got one:

Why did Alex M tell a stupid joke?

--Because he thought it was funny because he's immature.



Hahahaha I am sooo funny!



























=NOT=

Answer 13

wow , no offence but that joke is really stupid.

not funny

Answer 14

funny

Answer 15

good one

Answer 16

Too long to read.

Answer 17

2 points

oh and it wasn't funny. kbai

Answer 18

pretty funny

Answer 19

good joke

Answer 20

hahahahahahahahahahha your ridiculoius

Answer 21

OK... not funny... quite disgusting actually.

Answer 22

nope

Answer 23

lol

Answer 24

LOLZ yes... It's DEFINITELY cute!!! ^_^

Answer 25

eh!!! it was alright

Answer 26

lol ^^ www.riddlesandjokes.com

Answer 27

heard it, it's ok

Answer 28

Not really...

Answer 29

that was not funny

Answer 30

hahahahahahaha. you suck.

Answer 31

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Answer 32

lol !