The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker?

Question

10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.

9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.

8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.

5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"

4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.

3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons

2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."

1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."

Answer 1

Very good....



Thanks for the fun You gave me....



...psssst :

If my computer starts up, I hear,

"Good Morning, Mr. President." too... ?!?!?





Aaron H.acker.

Answer 2

Top 10 signs Technology Has Taken Over Your Life

10. You need to fill out a form that must be typewritten, but you can't because there isn't one typewriter in your house --only computers with laser printers.



9. You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon.



8. You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.



7. You think of the gadgets in your office as "friends," but you forget to send your father a birthday card.



6. You know Bill Gates' e-mail address, but you have to look up your own social security number.



5. On vacation, you are reading a computer manual and turning the pages faster than everyone else who is reading JohnGrisham novels.



4. The thought that a CD could refer to finance or music rarely enters your mind.



3. Your stationery is more cluttered than Warren Beatty's address book. The letterhead lists a fax number, e-mail addresses for two on-line services, and your Internet address, which spreads across the breadth of the letterhead and continues to the back. In essence, you have conceded that the first page of any letter you write is letterhead.



2. You have never sat through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.



1. You sign Christmas cards by putting :-) next to your signature.

Answer 3

Excellent have a star.