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Question

Big announcement from Shiddy Shack® headquarters.
There has been a rise in the demand of new cereal products, we at the Shack® have heard your demands and are pleased to announce our very own breakfast line.... so without further ado please give it up for....

Cool Ranch Cheerios

You love Cheerios and you can't get enough of that cool ranch taste, you don't want to have Doritos for breakfast so what do you do? Well don't worry Shiddy Shack® Is proud to introduce Cool Ranch Cheerios!!!

Shredded Meat

So you love the taste of steak off the grill, but you don't want to fire it up just for breakfast what do you do? Well we have the solution, one bowl of Shredded Meat is guaranteed to curb that meaty craving. Our Shredded Meat cereal May help increase the risk of heart disease.

Potat O's

You love baked potatoes but you don't want to have do all the prep work just for breakfast well don't worry Shiddy Shack® has your solution. Potat O's is great when served with our Shredded Meat.

Bacon Crunch

Does this cereal really need an introduction? Everyone loves bacon, its a must have for almost every meal. Now you can have a healthy serving of bacon for the most important meal of the day

***Not currently sold in Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, or Pakistan


We at the Shiddy Shack® also have one more announcement. With the return of the Twinkie we are proud to announce that the Road Kill Cafe will now have Twinkie Tuesdays. This will include Twinkies and your choice of beer. This will be on our breakfast menu listed as the Breakfast of Champions.
*non alcoholic drinks will be served upon request and to minors
**All customers must show ID
***The week of July 25 (the official return of the Twinkie) The Road Kill Cafe will have a special discount for our Breakfast of Champions.


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Disclaimer Shiddy Shack® and all affiliated companies and products are not real, this is not a form of advertising and was only created for your amusement.

Sincerely,

Dog Star
Management

Answer 1

Make sure you use the right door, and don't go in the wrong door,which is the left door,which dumps you into the used fish store..



You say you want quality in your most important meal of your day, life? Well I can personally recommend the cool ranch cheerieos.

The dust bunnies under my refrigerator just love them.

You might even say they embraced them.

Answer 2

I always wanted to live in Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, or Pakistan...now I'm not so sure.



Also, you forgot about "Garlic Toast Crunch"...mmmm, I could go for a big bowl of that with some spoiled milk right about now.

Answer 3

Also try our "Alternative Lifestyle Loops." Just as good as Fruit Loops and half the price.

We also have "Twice Krispies." Burnt to a crisp. Just the way you like them.

Don't forget our "Corny Flakes." For people with a good sense of humor. (and kids)

Answer 4

Yes, very good menu but you forgot the Meatabix and haggis covered in Scots´ porridge oats.

Curried squid with chapati.

Paella.

Answer 5

Dogstar, Nice witty amusing post . but honestly its taken me longer to read about the new breakfast cereal and other gastric delights you mention, than to actually eat my usual breakfast ,toast.

Answer 6

Turns me off breakfast, maybe even eating!

Did you know that Cindy's Diner in Ft. Wayne Indiana has "Garbage" on the menu? I'm told it is quite filling and delicious.

Answer 7

Is there a position for the post as floor licker to remove those delicious crumbs in case of accidents

Answer 8

This takes me back to my collage days. I'm pretty sure that I have already tried them all. ;o)

Answer 9

Could you explain what Shiddy Shack® is?

Edit: Ok thanks!

Answer 10

Can I just have a glass of Yak milk please